Memories are a funny thing. They either stay with you for life or fade into black like a PG romance movie that have sexual inuendo going to its climax.
See what I did there LOL
The Museum.
We had lunch at this banana leaf shindig. @aswita did a write up on that one so I will not touch it with a bent fork. Go Rita.
We ended up going for an unforgettable train ride from Batu Cave to the Museum because I convinced everyone around me the magic of going to the museum, too bad they didn't allow us to sleep over there I was hoping to see things come alive when no one is watching. We all need a goal in life, even when its so far fetched everyone will think you are crazy...
Prehistoric section always is the most entertaining or boring part of the museum, lucky for everyone I was here for this part so the jokes kept flowing out of my mouth like a bad case of verbal diarrhea. I hope @demotruk saw some light hearted moments in between the moments I kept my mouth shut LOL @littlenewthings seemed to be amused by my crack a joke at anything I laid my eyes on.
Tell yourself that ...
Most of the artifacts contained in this museum are for the most part about the Malaysian story. I wanted this because I think it is better to look at a museum to learn of the destinations story and not about anything else. This is after all a trip to Malaysia KL. A random monkey whispered this to my ears.
@viviehardika I was closely interacting with since she kept on laughing at my jokes. It got to a point where everything in there was same same but different.
Guess I better write up about the actual contents of the museum. Well for starters you will see reliefs and various weapons from the pre gunpowder days of Malaysia, especially their vast collection of knives and swords. I love listening to people describing the Kris and how much it damages as it enters a humans body. Oops sorry to the faint hearted. It was not me who put the images in your head, I just said words.
No safe spaces in my posts.
That be a big arse sword. Or is it a boat paddle that can be wiped out to become a weapon in case there are pirates attacking them. I think from memory the South East Asian region in the wee past were filled with blood thirsty Asian pirates. So I can surmise this sword would've been useful. Not sure how but definitely could be very intimidating if you could wield it on a rocking boat.
Rita/Wita told me she could cook me a meal but I'd have to get one of the pots/shields for her to use back at the hotel. I was left looking for a glass cutter but lucky @machiatta pulled me away from the display cos it looked like I was about to do lourve deed.
To the authorities please note this was a joke. I was not near Europe when the incident occurred and I would not be caught wearing a tiara for me to purchase them on the black market.
What you have here ladies and gentlemen is the replica for one of the first mining machines for BTC IRL circa 1900's Next to that yo will see the grandfather of the smart phone, this is the jail edition since no one will be able to run off with this one.
And that's that. I leave you with Madame Butterflys' costume.
Thanks for your time
Browse merch here,
Geomining to a better future referral link if you decide to support me
Shameless referral link to space game
