Hello and welcome to Blanchy's post of week. The weekly curation post but with a twist. You can look back at my last post of the week "Sexless Men"here in which the sexually frustrated author wrote the reasons young males are not getting any. Today we have a special Halloween edition coming up. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. 👻
Over the last few weeks I have urged to Community to send nominations to me and I am delighted to say that we have been inundated with posts of the week nominations since. In other words I have received 1 nomination. Now the person who sent this nomination who is active on Hive will remain nameless but we shall call him "Man with Impressive Beard with a questionable taste in music that Just Became Hive's latest witness." Anyway thank you "M-W-I-B-W-A-Q-T-I-M-T-J-B-H-L-W". You indeed are a king among men and an impressive beard to boot.
Anyway I apologies first of all for this post of the week as it is forever etched in my memory forever just like a horror film that goes too far like that bloody film Wolf Creek. This post freaked me out so much that it had to be the post of the week in the end because I was too scared to review any other.
The post is entitled:
Spooky characters celebrating Halloween.
by an author and a clearly a serial killer @mdakash62 . Now unlike our last few posts of the week , @mdakash62 has a decent HP and his bio is "Blockchain based Hive platform is a unique world of education. Hope to give mankind the gift of education and the union of arts." So we have to be nice to him.
This week @mdakash62 is educating us on making a disturbing looking mask that would frighten the life out of any adult human and if anyone came near me with a mask resembling the one in this post then I would reach for the closest kitchen knife and keep stabbing that thing until it was not moving. Mother of god. What makes it even worse is that @mdakash62 made a video of himself in character.
His caption is A wonderful spooky character will always inspire you all to celebrate Halloween. Now @mdakash62 , to me this is far from wonderful. It is an abomination. It is my worst nightmare. I woke up in a sweat 3 times last night with this rabbit eyes looking over me about to kill me in a rage.
Halloween is here and you definitely want to have fun. So let's celebrate the spooky style skills by creating a beautiful atmosphere among all of us and spreading joy among everyone. Especially children feel happy in spooky or funny costumes with great beauty.
Fucking hell @mdakash62 if my kids saw that monstrosity they would need counselling for the rest of their lives. I have a good mind to ring child social services. The last thing I would call that mask is "great beauty". It was not made. Some demon possessed you at the time and this is the result of it and then the same demon went on hive.blog and typed a post. Quick blanchy , grab a crucifix. THOU SHALT RETURN TO HELLLLLL.
Especially on this day, the world is inspired by the new and different scary dresses of children. This is a wonderful scary Halloween celebration. However, children love to eat candy. That is nothing new. I have seen their scary different dress celebrations at the Halloween festival.
Now normally at this stage in the article I look for a few faults. As I said before I have a hotline to every witness and I can just say the word and you get an upvote of $260. Now I only do this for 10/10 posts and I have not done one yet but this one is close. Marks deducted from this paragraph because it's more of a fact filler exercise. He explains how scary the costume is which is correct but contrasts that with "Children love to eat candy" which is also correct so there was no need for a "However" as they can be mutually exclusive events. The author mentions he has seen scary stuff at the Halloween festival which is also a filer as it would be the whole basis for a Halloween festival to dress up as something scary. So unfortunately you only get a ~~7/10~~ (checks Hive Power) 9/10. I am very sorry.
We have also seen that adults are able to create spooky costumes in various styles. They celebrate this day by decorating their homes or various places with spooky decorations.
The author describes how people decorate their home for Halloween. He then does a nice photo collage around how to make the serial killer mask.
So a pair of scissors which was definitely a murder weapon in one of his first grizzly murders and the author is probably keeping it as a souvenir. He gets joy out of posting it on a blockchain for all to see but only he knows the intestines that scissors has seen. Next he gets a black marker. To make the freaky eyes. The rectangular noise that looks like a minus. And a robot mouth. The author introduces a red maker to do the outline of the face. He then adds the ears which are cauliflower like. Probably from the struggle of his victims pulling at his ears. The ears of a professional rugby player. The author then cuts out the mask which has probably come alive some what with evil. The author then puts on the mask to devastating results. He describes it again in his own words
Here I have cut a sack and then I have prepared the shape of a ghost design by drawing it beautifully using a marker. Then I have prepared the shape of the face by cutting the design to the shape of the face with scissors. Surely this ghost design will inspire you with a beautiful video. This ghost performance is amazing even in dark pictures and light pictures. Surely you will spend a beautiful time with your family celebrating such joy. Sweet chocolate will definitely inspire you.
The chocolate loving author calls the mask a ghost but it is the furthest thing from a ghost that I have ever fucking seen. Jeez Louise. "Surely this ghost design with inspire you with a beautiful video"!!! I just want to burn the video mate. The author encourages the reader to spend more time with your family making beautiful serial killer murder masks. He boosts of a joyous occasion but I can imagine the fear on his families faces when they make the authors next kill mask. His wife knows deep down that he is responsible for the recent spathe of disappearances in the locality but the money he brings home is too good and he hasn't tried to kill her and their children as of yet. So she turns a blind eye to the murdering at night.
Halloween is celebrated every year on October 31st as a unique festival amidst fun and joy. We are leaving this event in front of you all today just for the purpose of enjoying our joy. Surely it will make you happy about the joy of Halloween.
Enjoying our joy????? The only joy I will get is when that thing is a the bottom of the sea. If any family or friends of @mdakash62 are reading this
YOU ARE IN THE KILL ZONE. GET OUT OF THERE!!!
@mdakash62 then sends out an even more chilling photo. A photo of which might end up on the news when the polce eventually catch up with him.
Oh fucking hell. He is getting cocky now. So cocky that he is actually showing us his previous victims
A plastic wrapped person sleeping. I am trying to show this as a part of a spooky bed as a unique source for Halloween. But at first I was scared even though the lights were on. But it looked like a person sleeping. But it takes the sleeping style to a level that adds a little joy to Halloween. Thank you for your valuable time and cooperation.
A plastic wrapped person sleeping?? Is this not a classic case of suffocating. Can someone call the local police please . I think we have the first murder on the blockchain!!! The author is still mentioning joy?!?!?!?!? I can't wait for this post to be over. It's not the man wrapped up in a plastic bag that is the problem . It's all the shit around him. The dodgy crocs (grey with a white strap) . The stained metal boxes (could be blood)/ The orange bucket and the bag of rice I believe. Very disturbing. I don't know what is worse, the mask or the crocs. 😀
Anyway that's enough terror for one day. Thanks for @mdakash62 for being a good sport. The post is only awarded 19 cent so give him some love. I have given him a HBI share for being blanchy's post of the week. Thanks again for anonymous tip for this nomination from the anonymous Man with Impressive Beard who is into Florence and the machine"