I asked chatgpt to finish my fake movie trailer idea, all I told him was make me a movie trailer, here is the plot … Trump, Putin, and Zelenskyy go to Alaska, only one will cone back alive… This summer…
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🎬 FAKE MOVIE TRAILER SCRIPT 🎙️ [Deep-voiced narrator. Think gravel, drama, and the fate of nations.]
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[Black screen. A slow heartbeat. One… two…]
🎙️ “This summer… three world leaders… go off the grid…”
[Cut to snowy aerial shot of Alaska. Icy winds howl. A black SUV kicks up snow on a frozen road.]
🎙️ “Trump. Putin. Zelenskyy.”
[Quick flashes: Trump looking confused with a map upside down. Putin shirtless with a sniper rifle. Zelenskyy duct-taping a drone to a car battery.]
🎙️ “They came for peace…”
🕊️ [Footage of the three shaking hands by a campfire.]
🎙️ “But peace… didn’t show up.”
[Sudden explosion in the background. Snow flares up. Cut to black.]
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🎙️ “Now, the coldest place on Earth… will host the hottest war of egos.”
🔥 [Montage: Trump yelling into a walkie-talkie made of pinecones. Putin setting booby traps in the woods. Zelenskyy crafting Molotov cocktails with Red Bull and antifreeze.]
🎙️ “Three men enter… but only one will leave…”
[Silhouette of a lone figure limping toward a rescue helicopter as the sun rises over blood-stained snow.]
🎙️ ”…ALIVE.”
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🎬 “SUMMIT: COLD WAR” 💥 “When diplomacy freezes over.”
🎙️ Rated R… for ruthless geopolitics, shirtless violence, and one truly questionable campfire stew. 🍿 Coming to theaters… if theaters are still standing.
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