I found myself doing extra ordinary things

Since the time I wake up from sleep, my mind has been telling me to do extra ordinary things today, that it is going to be fun, I asked myself "*what are extra ordinary things*", and then I got an answer that I should begin to act here and there, and here goes my attitudes that shows if I really meant what I want to do today or not. I began to eat food in the cooking pot, I do not want to used plates today because it's not going to define me, I removed the serviettes from the table and on my legs, and I said to myself, today, I want to be eating freely and if possible, I will litter myself with the soup. I leave the table unclean after eating, as one of the things I must do to fulfill my purpose for today, I know that I mustn't allow the whole of today to pass without an achievement, so i have just made one of my achievement of leaving the dinning table dirty. "*Now, I have full up my belle what should I do next?, it must be something that's in line with my target for today*" I asked myself.  [Image source](https://pixabay.com/nl/photos/eigenliefde-mens-spiegels-65693/) "*Okay!, I know what I am going to do*", I get into the room and switch on the radio, I leave the sound on a disturbance mode, I want the whole of the town to know that I am playing radio in my room, I came outside to listened if the sounds is loud enough to disturbed people's ear but it was not, so I ordered for foreign speakers, I connected all together, and I comment, "*let the fun begins*", and so it was, so I didn't really have a thing to worry about, my target were still in achievement mode. I proceed into another thing, and I said, "*what must I do to lead the behavior I want tor myself today?*" Then I recall, I have a football in the house, I bring it out of the shelf and I began to play the ball, I score myself so many goals and myself score me a lot of goals to equalize, and then I didn't gave up, I said, "*I must win this game*", but still, we end up in a draw game, but I find out I was never out of my target because I have broke the celine fan and the sofa in the room while playing the football, isn't that a win for me? "*yes it is*" thank you for answering. And i proceed, and this time, i must do jumping, I remember i was once a good gymnastics, I hate it to throw a skill I really love away, so I jump from a building, the building was three storey, I was staying in the first floor, I came out and look down and it was too near, and I said, "*I will not jump in here, because I am a very good gymnastic, attempting to jumped from this floor is going to be an humiliation to me*". I consider the people that knows of my great gymnastics skills, "*what if any of them pass and see me, trying to jump from the first floor, meanwhile I can do a lot more better than this*", so I climbed up to the second floor, the second floor was nice and it could speak of my well-known gymnastics skills, at least let me jump from here. I fall down and thought I was jumping, I landed myself on the ground, I got wounded and my legs began to pain, I wanted to continue again but the pains was too much to bear, I managed to get into my room, and that was how I slept, and I wake up, then check my time, and I noticed I have not achieve my target, the pains was not there anymore, "*I mean it was there but not too much that I couldn't bear*". I go for the last tasks, which was to climbed the wall of a building, I get on it and I climbed a building wall, I was using my hands to do the climbing, I go from angles to angles in the building, there was this place I couldn't hold so tight and it appears that I have to fall and I see myself on the ground, but I was happy at least, I have accomplished my tasks for the day, no matter how hilarious people think I am, no one have the guts to asked me "why all the cinema I was acting?". I was the only one who knows what I was doing were tasks I must perform, since no one stays without a tasks, so these were my tasks for the day. *Have you ever found yourself doing extra ordinary tasks before? where there hilarious share with me*