~Eighth Edition ~

The Schteinn Report -- A Reel News Report For The Real People Of The Real World Of Steemit

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For All The News That Ought To Be News

"Tired of Fake News and Alternative Facts? - No Worries, We'll Make It Up To You" ####

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Welcome, to the Eighth Edition of 'The Schteinn Report'

Brought To You By: Highly Variable Productions, Limited

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~ A Steemit Post Review ~

This one is: "On The Vine"

Rating: ᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥ - 10/10 !
_{(Happy little heads @ the theater)}

Recommendation: You Really Should Head On Over And Check Out This Small Scale, Happenin' Project On Steemit!

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This reporter has seen a number of contests on Steemit, but this one just might take the cake. I just love this sort of thing when I see it on the site, and even MORE so when these types of projects go on in everyday life. It's an example of the small, very important life-fluff stuff that makes the world go by. Or at least spin in a more positive, creative direction.

What The Heck You Talking About?

Ever wanted to tout the wonderworld of Steemit to the general public, and then gather some new members to sign up for the site? And all the while toss in a drink or two with a lovely barmaid at the local pub while doing it? Well, look no further. Steemitian @raj808 is out and about, doing just that. And WHAT an idea. Why didn't I think of this? It's clever, it's sharp and witty, it's hopeful, maybe even bordering on the deftly grandiose. AND it involves some good Gin. How can it MISS?!!

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Original Post by @raj808

Poetry, Gin and an Onboarding Adventure of Sorts

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Gin Compote*

_{Original Image by @raj808}

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The Gin-Soaked Meat And Potatoes Of It All

"But how do I get involved in this project?" Well, I'm glad you asked. It's easy. Just head on over to the post linked above, and toss your vote into the little green arrow blotch, and we shall have a new member on Steemit. Or at least a good shot at GETTING a new member. Plus, @raj808 won't be out a plug penny on good liquor, while going through this intense recruitment process. As we voters will pay for it. Talk about a phenomenal new, cutting edge economic model! Puts all those plastic and balsa planes I built down the basement years ago to shame.

So, let's make like a Nike commercial, and "Just Do It ", and give the guy a vote. Only a handful of days left to help out. If lucky, we'll get a new person added to the rolls of Steemit. Keep your fingers crossed for major success in this classic endeavor. Plus there's some downright tasty Gin in the mix.

I'm still reeling over the brilliance here....I think I'll try this, next time I'M out and about at the clubs. Let me tell you, discussing my herd of cats and their whimsical, daily antics hasn't gotten me even CLOSE to a free drink with a lovely barmaid.

The Clock Is Ticking - And This Post Is On The Move, Folks

Be there, or be: ■

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"Old Fashioned News Reporting & Review --The Way It's Supposed To Be" _-dds

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_{This brilliant project has inspired some Schteinn Art}

GinRoy Was Here

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A Limerick From The Vicarious Bar Stool

_{There once was a barmaid named [BLANK], convinced for all time Steemit stank. But a bet on a whim, for a large dram of gin, and now Steem she shall take to the bank. -dds}

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*Compote -"a bowl-shaped dessert dish with a stem" ######

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Thanks for stopping in and viewing the latest Schteinn Report, covering the new-member drinking project put on by @raj808. If you have any thoughts about cool contests, motivational ideas for signing new people up on Steemit, Gin and Tonics or other tasty bar drinks, creative contesting, or anything else this post reminds you of, please feel free to comment away in the spaces below. I'd love to hear from you.

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_{A Huge Shout Out, with a reporter's official megaphone goes to @ocrdu for designing and creating this wonderful credential (above) for The Schteinn Report. Not only is it gorgeous and well developed, but I now have access and entry into places I'm probably not supposed to be. ( I really appreciate @ocrdu creating this card for me, as I've been waiting for MONTHS for my Official Reporters Card from the Newcastle Online Reporting School Of Pretty Good Journalism in Apollo Beach, FL. They have not been returning my calls. It seems they have moved to a new address.)}

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Please UPVOTE, COMMENT and FOLLOW if you enjoy my works.

And go to @ddschteinn -- There's a whole lot more...

_{Posted: 06/18/2019 @ 08:44 ~ Post No. 316}

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Excerpts From Late-Night Conversations With A Mechanical Cat

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More Stinky the Cat Classics From Yesteryear

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