They were boating on the river when she told him, “I’m leaving you."
“I’ll drown myself!” he declared, diving overboard.
A splash, some swearing, then moments later, he stood up, soaked and sulky, in three feet of water.
Dammit she said, rowing on "I should have chosen a deeper river"
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Posted in response to @feltbuzz's Zapfic Monday contest
The prompt is River
The image is my own.
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