A Blurt Original Post
Conquer Blurt Trending Easily
Tired of writing quality content only to be ignored?
Well my friend, you've been doing it all wrong.
But don’t worry! Because Skeletal Sánchez has got your backbone
Here’s the foolproof formula for trending without pesky engagement, questions, or human interaction.
Yes, it’s that easy!
Keep reading and I’ll show you how.
Step 1: Find Your Inspiration
Go outside… too scary? No problem. Grab anything, a dirty sock, a flower or half eaten bacon strip, snap a picture. Add some feeling, 2-3 sentences max.
Now you have your first draft to fluffy success.
You’re already halfway there!
Step 2: Buy Your Votes
Before you publish, make sure you don't forget about how organic growth or any real world community interaction is a total waste of time.
Instead, we're going to delegate and vote buy our freedom to success. Go to the popular vote sellers: Upvu, JSUP, or Tomayan, and get ready to delegate your votes. The more delegation or vote-buying, the better, then let the bots do the heavy lifting.
Bonus step: Self vote like a pro!
Don’t leave it to chance. Vote for yourself! After all, who better to love your content than you? That’s right, you’re already on your way to dominating the trending feed.
But Skeletal Sánchez doesn't recommend it. If you have BP sitting around, delegate it to the pros at the recommended vote sellers.
Now just Sit Back and Enjoy
Who needs real engagement when you’ve got bot power on your side.
The best part? No engagement needed. Why waste time talking to those * high quality posting losers* anyway?
Why bother making your post thought-provoking when you can just post fluff and watch the Blurt roll in?
Tip: Repeat this every day, and soon you’ll be the King of Fluff, all while avoiding the real work of actual curation or engagement.
Congrats, you’ve mastered Fluffynomics 101!!
🎉
But WAIT... There's More
Fluffynomics 101 is an ancient secret passed down by great philosophers of our time, like Sarcrates, Pladoh, and Bob from accounting.
They knew it then, and we know it now: The more meaningless your content, the more power you hold.
If this feels too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you're trending and earning LOTS OF BLURT
Now go ahead
BLURT NOW.
(Warning: this strategy may come with harmful psychological side effects such as: inflated egos, meaningless validation, and total economic collapse.)
Let's recap
Step 1: Post something. Step 2: Delegate votes. Step 3: Profit.
Easy right?
Now go drain the resource pool with this strategy. Guaranteed to work.
(Notice: the author does not guarantee anything, other than the fact that you will get plenty of blurt through vote renting. Experience may vary for each individual)
It's simple math.
The more fluff dominates the scenery, the lower Blurt’s value will drop.
This is scientifically, mathematically and historically proven to happen.
But that's a good thing!
It's fluffynomics 101 after all
Which sounds like a better deal?
A. $10USD blurt at .0001USD
Or
B. $10 blurt at .10usd?
Don't think about it. The answer is A.
With cheaper blurt, you can purchase more blurt. More Blurt means more vote-buying, which means bigger Blurt payouts for you!
So, for just a slightly higher price, you’re unlocking 100x more power to boost your shit posts, your pictures of clouds, or whatever other fluff you’re posting.
That's an investment worth making to hit the trending feed, without putting in any real work.
Mas o menos.
But, it’s basically free!
More blurt at cheap prices means even more blurt at even cheaper prices
The more blurt you have the more blurt you get.
And that's the whole point!
Why settle for 10,000 Blurt at $1 when you could own 100 million Blurt for 0.0000005 cents?
Make the Blurt printer go bbrrrrr!
Blurt: The more you print, the less it’s worth, and that’s the beauty of it.
MOTD:
When you visit blurt trending instead of your filtered feed:
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