Here are the entries for the first EOS Rap Battle Contest hosted by the EOSIO Dapps Telegram channel.
We are surprised and delighted by the amount of talent pouring out of the EOS community to partake in this challenge. Thanks to all the participants for making this a hugely successful event!
Also, our deepest gratitude to the sponsors, both individuals and projects, that have filled the prize pool beyond our wildest expectations! Thank you for supporting the EOS community.
Sponsors of this contest:
- EOS Poker Pro - 20K BAP
- Emanate - 25K EMT + producing winner's rap
- Big.Game - 2K BG
- EOS Bet - 500 BET
- PokerKing.one - 20K KING
- Krown - 20K KROWN
- CryptoMania - 3200 MANIA
- NewDex - 10K NDX
Also, thanks to Syed, rektkid, da lexx and ac for personal contributions to the prize pool (EOS and SOV tokens).
And now for the submissions...
Chris Henery
Yo Gavin, aha ha ha
I appreciate your out here hustlin But am starting to find your persistence insultin Every day in EOS Dapps telegram Theres some drama with your little scam. We all see what's coming down the road, Pure currency but no QR code?
What da fuck SOV people expect? Shits going down like Bitconnect. Gav's going down for more than just a misdemeanor, dumping bigger shitcoins than Athena.
You took your scheme to the extreme, hyped it up with a gif and a meme, this ain't the American dream, never breaking mainstream
Shillz like Colin sov pays, dumping on fans left in a daze thinking it's accumulation phase while token price ablaze, time to end your scaming ways
And I don't need no beat to rap my diss Chris freestyles just like this, damn straight SOV is rat piss, I laugh as it falls into the abyss. Bye bye now you’ve been dismissed
Kiss kiss 😘
RUDEMUDCRAB
#### Chris, it's like this, You don't know how to diss,
That worbli chain is a fecal stain that's drowning in cat piss,
So you and Dom? What's going on? You on top or you a bottom? Can you remember or is it best forgotten? Shit this diss got kinda rotten
Trenton Scott, Sonata Systems, Inc.
WORBLI gonna knock you out Rekt without compliance no doubt Put Darth Wobbles in da mix Before that Cease & Desist
WORBLI gonna save your butt Before SEC squeezes yo nuts Team Worbbles is da bomb Transcendental STOs, Chin-Thai bonds
WORBLI gonna knock you out!
Domenic - worbli.io (CEO)
#### I didn't come here to teach y'all a lesson. I'm just gonna let you bitches keep guessin' Your mesmerized by my centralized show And the RudeDoucheBag can't even flow His public defamation and endless aggravation Only leads to his own internal conflagration Center your eyes on that decentralized prize While I put my time into making Worbli rise So spend your precious hours talking shit about us and I'll send your ass home on the next short bus.
Nsjames | Scatter
B1 (HODL)
Chorus: We keep on waiting, HODL We keep on building, HODL We keep on hating, HODL Lambo lambo lambo lambo
Verse: E-O-S-I-O, powered by showercoin, mt.dew and tenderloin, climate tweets and itchy groin, got ya voice, but ya voice still sound like minnie fuckin' micky in the "disney" with the government,
Patience keys seeded, leeway exceeded, CPU needed heatin up this roast like the ghost of satoshi tellin you ya actions aint worth the point 5 seconds to complete it
Your jobs wannabe, deleted, now broadcasting "community versus the b1 villians", moniker "b2", because we be too strong to take down with only 4 billions,
radio silence, emojis to pump up the jump before ya big june 1st dump venture caps investing in eth team leads, dentures needed before b1 feeds me
Don Sengchanh
#### Lets go EOS We the best Shut out the rest Dont settle for less This is the next So go and invest Get while its fresh Go EOS
Kevin | envadr.io
#### https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGE3Rv5a0A8
who this anti-vaxxer, bytemaster bet i type faster than you in my sleep you fake hacker
and blumer? i'll send a tutor because he's garbage at computers to stop me you need the army and some shooters
thomas cox been workin 9 to 5 since ya boy was 5 when the fuck you gon retire little guy i would never lie
max mooon gotchu lookin a baboon witcha ass out, that's how i kick a foul tune
eos is clunky as shit so on sight i'll put the ddos to dpos yall lucky i'm polite
cuz i could really take it down and make it bounce from support from the shorts so you hate me now
yeh
bitmex getcho shit rekt
Bonz Manifest | EOSart.io
#### RACE TO THE TOP: to all the vote reward haters :
It’s a race to the top , It’s a race to the top , Come get your divs They ain’t never gonna stop
Let’s set the record straight It’s delegated proof of stake There ain’t no time to hate On these divs we ‘bout to make Shits about to pop , it’s a race to the top , Droppin’ knowledge on yo ass , Like the crypto king of pop Haters wanna hate tho, Like Colin talkin crypto Talking so much shit Raleigh gotta drop a SCRAM HO ! People always cry in’, Talking ‘bout , voter buyin But They ain’t even tryin, to see the silver linin’ (Bridge) Race to the bottom ? Come on Rob , Stop lyin It’s a race to the top , It’s a race to the top , Come get your divs They ain’t never gonna stop
Crypto twitter trollin , The weak hands are foldin’ .. divs already flowin’ , to the strong hands that are holdin People talking trash, rewards they try to bash , its FUD we gotta smash, so we can rake in cash So listen up y’all , here’s some education About a voter proxy, we call eos NATION Voting cream of the crop, the cream rise to the top , rewarding us for voting is a Race to the top
It’s a race to the top , It’s a race to the top , Come get your divs They ain’t never gonna stop
Staking votes to Nation
Collecting that inflation
Stacking divs so fast , imma
take a beach vacation
Rewarding us with DAPP,
droppin money in our lap,
Selecting good BP’s , ..from all over the map .
EOS fast and free ,
That’s the way is supposed to be
Go download a wallet, check it out
And you’ll see
(Bridge)
Race to the top ? Yea, that’s how it’s gonna be
It’s a race to the top , It’s a race to the top , Come get your divs They ain’t never gonna stop
Raegwyn | BitUniverse
EOS, yeah EOS, expected a Lambo, now can't buy a Prius.
Early investors, who thought they were clever, joined a 4 billion ICO, which then took like forever.
How to get rich? Become a Blockport! (They said!) These days we know, all you need is to short.
Sell some RAM here, buy some votes there, ETH will die for sure, once awesome EOS is here. (They said!)
Larimer, so smart, he is like a god, so believe in his words: Put more Fiat in the EOS POT.
How will it work? Delegated Proof of Stake! And what does that mean? That it is awesome and totally no fake!
What about scaling? That's nothing to bother. Just get some EOS, while Larimer takes your Mother.
EOS will pump, other Cryptos will bleed. EOS will MAKE, Bitcoin OB-SO-LETE.
EOS, yeah EOS, expected a Lambo, now can't buy a Prius.
Marcin
####
You know how to play nice, but aren't so much Funny that fails anything you touch
Down from top 21, but please don't cry At least your ego is reaching the sky
1 million eos bet, that’s a nice prediction Not even close to being fucking science fiction
You’re good on social media too, I can give you that But why are you playing like a little rat?
40k in Pixeos? Let’s delete that tweet Guy is kinda sketchy but cares ‘bout his shit
Telegram shills gone too? Oh, that's a pity DICE for 0.004 was a "great buying opportunity"
And your youtube channel? Yea, you like to talk Produced more paid promotions than blocks
Paying Trezor bounty was pain in the ass But hate on you gained critical mass
You ask me who deserves this kind of lynch? Who else could it be? FUCKING ROB FINCH
Jerry
#### ~ indicates song " Indicates rap
~i got rekt so hard Like a fucking retard And afterward I say dice en-garde
"Fuckin dead dapp, Courtesy of crazycap, Bitch we all like mice jumpin up n down a mousetrap, Yo It's complete crap, Human mental mishap, Took our money n later gave us all a solid bitch slap,"
~Dear strider and co, Dumpin all high to low, Till the price goes below, 0.1 ai see oh...
Oh yah oh yah
Let it gooooooooooo
Brouhahahaha (Dev and meme lord)
#### Yo yo I'm reppin' team Parsl, you know my bars kill. Got women indeed and I give 'em my SEED. Shout out to Maboo from Everiped -ia, that dude's way clever with media In fact I used to be an editor on RapGenius til I realized that all the tokens I had were meaningless They were not on a blockchain... it wasn't crypto I'll be darned if I don't get paid for this sick flow when it comes to EOS, people are a bit slow I'm telling everyone I know, everywhere I go THEY NEED TO GET AWARE! Other rappers lose their self-eSTEEM with every Bit I Share
As the sniffling computer scientist tries to ungoo his sinuses reaches for his handkerchief, Initialized "dry" and minus viruses algorithmically blows his nose but the mucus just doesn't fit causing an Integer Overflow... so he hawks and spits Get it? I'm sick with the rhymes Ethereum maximalists need to get with the times
Gavin - Destoryer of Tokens
Verse 1
Every single day, I get up and say, I didn’t come to play I came to be the fucking game. You think got this? Like you something big? The truth is you just like a kid, you need a fucking bib. And you think you know, but you so slow. It’s pathetic and it really fucking shows. You know you lost. You try and floss. Compound your loss. You need to stop.
Chorus / Anthem
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. Marf please.. you a thot.
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. AC please.. you a thot.
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. Hack please.. you a thot.
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. Chris please.. you a thot.
Verse 2
No matter what you say. I show up every day. I jump right in and crush the fud and drink your fucking hate.
You think you in the lead? But you ain’t got no deed. All you really got is broken hopes and dreams.
You a fuck bitch. You a scared trick. Little cheap hoe. Thirsty for some Gavin dick.
What you think you know you don’t, what you want to do but won’t, All your words are just a front, cause you got nothing you want.
Chorus / Anthem
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. Marf please.. you a thot.
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. AC please.. you a thot.
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. Hack please.. you a thot.
SOV stocked. Contract locked. Fake news stopped. Chris please.. you a thot.
LaNgwenya
####
HERE WE GO -
🎶 This situation is getting petty.
The blockchain has gotten iffy.
Devs have never been this busy.
All these updates yet price dropping I'm feeling dizzy.
Im on a smear campaign and its one that's real shitty.
Write it on the wall for all to see this EOS thing is shifty
---'Fck EOS', coz the battle aint won (ain't one)------
(Block.one) has turned my pile of cash to pitty.
(Broke one) women no longer call coz they miss me.
(So far gone) had to sell some tokens to get tipsy.
(SOV's are gone) in this life I'm getting pissy.
(My mind's gone) piss on everyone just to get freaky
----------------- 'Fck EOS' -------------
Blockchains aint nothing but a bunch of rodeos.
My foes, I'm about to crush like oreos.
Its all just a charade, they aint no heroes.
If all just a parade, made up of zeroes.
----'Fck EOS, make me wanna shoot a fckin video----
Fck Blumer, Larimer, today they meet a real animal.
A smooth criminal.
The mandate is in come greet a real cannibal.
Fighting for survival, gotta be methodical.
Never thought I'd get to be this practical
Damn! this crypto space became diabolical.
Dan! posting on social like this' a carnival.
--Like Hannibal, fuck! EOS sold us on fiction ------------
Four billion dollars invested as a sign of affection.
Yet over a year later and still no cause of action.
They must think we came here because of fashion.
Block.one aint nothing short of a corrupt faction.
I'm about to form a full force retaliation.
and I won't stop until I get my satisfaction.
--------- So 'Fuck EOS', deviling like an itch ---------- The plan was not to get rich, but damn! Ain't this about a bitch? Looking around, searching for ways to make a switch Forced to get my point across, like a snitch. Except this time Block.one will get the bloody stitch. Hunting you down like a witch Unlike the S.E.C imma ac-tua-lly make you twitch Then make-you-see that nor-ma-lly crypto's my niche Dang! You don't really wanna see me mad Dan! the EOS community treated you like a dad Man! how could you let things get this bad? Swam, with the fishes now you dead. Bam! you just came across Judge Dredd
Dread the reason I've been under stress Treat this record as a sign of distress You took advantage like peeking under a dress The heck you take me for a mistress? May the lord bless, imma light this gas Get this story printing through the press Until it's read by the pres----ident How Larimer sold us on confi----dence then never gave us our due divi----dends and just how the SEC gave you provi----dence A get out jail free card - the hea--ven stairs Well this is my stance You can't treat us like spares What you take us for, some Stans? Make me write a diss track with real substance Still my mind flows deeper than my inked pens Imma dump on you then pull up my pants Call me Mike Pence, I'm connected to the pentagon. Make one call, to Trump and you're gone. It's understood and it's known That once the seed's grown It's time that it's sown So I dig in my lawn Bury you 6feet, no more EOS con I've led and I've shown It's all dependent on, Those you did wrong It won't be very long before you get blown And those are reasons why I made this song. 🎶
Modern Liberty | EOSBet.io
The time for my Diss, did I just miss? Its only just now that I've started to get pissed.
As for Mr Larimer I used to be a fan, now I no longer think he’s the Man. In ways I wish I never listened when he talked, in ways I wish I never looked at EOS and bought, infact It’s probably best that we never cross paths when I walk. That little pink dress fits little fuck well, the only thing missing is Big Scam Smell.
One single person jamming up the fuckin Chain at the ring of a bell, creating CPU hell… and we wonder why the price fell.
Fuck you Dan; my Diss is at you. If you I never knew, then the hell of fuckin EOS I never would’ve went through… If you I never knew, then the hell of fuckin EOS I never would’ve went through.
I would have stayed with CZ with my BNB; instead I chose to listen when you said No Tx fee and a good BP. Now I've got fuckin nothing Dan, can’t you fuckin see.
Platinum wrist505
EOS claims dey the best shitty software but long as the top 21 (Bp) Bullshit people get they pay dey start let's play on common ground so I hashtag that's Gay getting money out EOS IS like find a needle in a bail of hay error dis error dapps EOS got you back of you pocket and lk ripple just ripped it off probably hacked crytpoia and gotta million plus users pissed off now tell me again what EOS transactions cost not enuff cpu you damn right my staking off gonna banish my middle fingers cause this Ram piss me off
Stellabelle
https://youtu.be/AmjgkmtDp8E
(No lyrics provided.)
Cryptofeez
https://youtu.be/5QWxDl4Ej7M
(No lyrics provided.)
Contestants, please ensure that your rap lyrics have been properly documented. The judging will start in a few days. If you need any corrections, contact da lexx or ac on Telegram.
After judging is complete, the results will be published and the winners contacted to receive their rewards.
Good luck to all, and thanks for participating!