Good Day everyone, hello mic comedy At should, my class teacher was feeling sick and tried, so my funny classmate said let make him laugh because laughter is the best medicine for sickness,so we talk about food jokes, funny jokes and riddle jokes but we first started with food jokes because one of his favorite hobby is to eat.
FOOD JOKES
Why is the best medicine for hot weather ? Ice cream
Why is ice cream get involved to every party ? It cool,cold and sweat
Why is that eggs are bad at telling jokes ? Because they always crack each other up
How did the hipster mouth burn ? He had pizza before it was cool
What is another name for saying village people? A country bumpkin
Why did my fish said it taste a little funny ? He ate a clownfish
Why is it that any time I cut onion, it always laugh ? Because you're crying
Why do you said my onion talk and laugh a lot ? Because anything I tried cutting it, it pour out spit and it would splash in my eyes
FUNNY JOKES
Why did the goal keeper hit the referee with a ball ? He was angry with the referee
Why is the ATM machine writing you owe it money ? Because i took 20 dollars out of 18 dollars
How do you talk to a mime when you want to arrest him ? You have the right to remain silent
What is the most popular perfume for ages 12 to 18 ? Adole-scent
Why can't a T Rex clap their hands ? Because they are extinct
Why did God firstly make man before he made woman ? Because everyone needs a rough draft
What did the boxer heard from the punching bag ? Hit me,hit me
Why do you said my snowman is evaporating ? Because that's the process of aging
RIDDLE JOKES
What is white and sticky ? Chewing gum
What green and wet, when rain fall ? Grass
What has four wheels and files ? A garage truck
What has many hands but can't touch ? Comp
What has many eyes but can't see ? Corn