Get paid to come to Australia

 Australia is a pretty legit country as far as opportunity and standard of living goes; it's not cheap to live here but incomes are good and if one is prepared to work hard one can forge a good life. We have everything here, *it's sort of like America without the weird accents,* and it's visually stunning with so many amazing places to see. It's, quite simply put, an awesome place to live and I'm blessed to have been born and raised here. Keen to come over? No worries mate, just join the armed forces and you're in! *** *** Ok, it's not quite that easy, but with the proposed new military recruitment drive it'll be easier. Basically, non-citizens will be permitted to come and live in Australia provided they join either the Army, Air Force or Navy, have been a permanent resident for at least twelve months and become an Australian citizen within two years...Oh, you'll also need to come from the UK, Canada or United States. That's pretty good right? Of course, you'll have to go to war and possibly die or be horribly maimed and disfigured but that's a small price to pay right?  *** *This Australian Defence Force (ADF) recruitment drive is because, after many millions of dollars spent on marketing, few have answered the call and the ADF is at well below required recruitment levels. That's not good.* *** Personally, I think everyone, male and female, should be made to serve two years in the military from the age of eighteen to twenty and then be obligated to answer the call to arms for a further ten years afterwards which would solve the recruitment problem but that's unlikely to happen...so the (retarded) government are looking at other means of ~~recruiting cannon fodder~~ pushing numbers but that brings opportunity I guess and I think the chance to come to Australia may well be worth a potentially horrid death on the battlefield. So, if you're keen to live in Australia and are happy to go to war and probably die pack your bags y'all! There's a memorial and a headstone with your name on it.  *** What do you think of compulsory military service for people between eighteen to twenty? I think it'll be a good thing for many reasons, not least if which would be benefits to the individual like discipline, work ethic, team work, self-esteem and other skills that would carry forward. Have you done military service already and if so how did you find it? Do you think you'd be keen to go to another country, one that's maybe better than your own, but your only way in is military service? Feel free to comment if you would like to.