From Spanish Flu to HIV/AIDS and Covid 19, the world has seen the worse pandemic
However, the internet would be remiss if it did not inform you that the human species has never been in greater immediate danger of extinction than it is now due to the new virus that is spreading like wildfire.
The mode of transmission has exceeded the water, air or land means of transmission, and even the World Health Organization would struggle controlling this new disease, it now shared by on social media with a little mobile connection and any smart phone, you can catch this plague
THE SIMP VIRUS
THE ORIGIN OF SMIPING
Homer, a family man who was regularly mislead by his family and is referred to as the "Father of Simps" by fans, served as the center of The Simpsons' initial storyline. The show's creator and producer is an American named Matt Groening.
But in the twenty-first century, the Gen Z generation—my generation—hacked into the Oxford Dictionary database to introduce the word "Simp," which comes from the word "Simpleton," a word with a lost origin that no one cares about and which means to be foolish or naive.
S.I.M.P., or "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy/Penis", is the desire to be overly servile or to pay attention to someone for little to no cause.
THE SIMPSONS are a gang of simping purists who will stop at nothing to practice their craft.
BACKGROUND STORY OF SIMPS
It would be selfish of me not to acknowledge the men who have pioneered the simping genre over the past few years. A special nod of appreciation goes to King Drake, who is regarded as the "Father of Simps" by the association of Gen-Z.
Drake recently underwent a DNA test to determine his ethnicity and learned that he is 36% Nigerian, which helps to explain a lot about his simping.
Nigerian men are the kings of simping and the meeting point for this plague is on Twitter. In a world when Elon Musk is sending starship into spcae, individuals are developing new and advancing technologies in the world of Web3, we also have finished men who are advancing in the world of Simpings.
When I was struck in the simping coven, I was on a mission to learn how simps function. Twiiter and Snapchat were the only two applications I needed to become addicted. Since the frequent streaks given to me had changed into a "Pick-up line giving machine," .
When my baddies don't send streaks:
I discovered that the purification of the app rather than climate change was the true problem facing the globe. I first realized that women are the actual wonders of the world while using Snapchat. After seeing ladies of all shapes, sizes, and physical characteristics, I realized that I would be willing to die honorably for women.
Before I joined Twitter, I thought Snapchat had showed me every goddess on Earth. Twitter, however, is the home and den of ladies, and there are really no kind of women you won't discover there. I switched from doing calculus in school to like and commenting on every picture of any attractive woman, which is an Early indications of a finished guy
The only time I was protected against this virus in college was when I was having an affair with this baddie girl from Snapchat and she decided to meet up with me.
Poverty sat me down on a Saturday morning and warned me that if I dared to carry out the plan, I would be begging for money on the streets of my city. I understood then that I had long since defamed my forebears.
QUALITIES OF A SIMP
GO HARD OR GO HOME
This is meant to be the catchphrase for hustlers, but it actually serves as the national anthem for Simps. A true simp who has completed simping training school will spend every last dime on any woman he is interested in.
They operate under the alias "Anon" and are in charge of delivering unexpected gifts to women they have never met before. These are the issues our society is currently dealing with. Sending these men to the Ukrainian front lines of battle would at least give them a reason to live, in my opinion.
BEST IN STALKING
These people should be sought out by the FBI, CIA, DSS, INTERPOL, and Secret Service to work for them. These are men who have spent their entire lives stalking their crush; you can see them admiring all of the photos on women's social media accounts.
They have surpassed writers like Williams Shakespeare, who would tremble in his grave at the sight of the beautiful captions they write beneath these women's posts. I used to put pick-up lines in comment sections on photographs that were posted four or five years ago before I became converted again.
THE PROTECTORS OF THE UNVERSE
You dare not drop any comment criticizing the tweets or posts of their crush, the moment you drop any comment, you would see simps coming from their caves to defend their crush immediately.
Crush posts a picture
COMMENTER 1: Take down this picture
SIMP REPLYING COMMENTER 1: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GODDESS OF ROME, YOU CANNOT AFFORD HER, SHE IS ABOVE YOUR CLASS, IN YOUR NEXT LIFE DO NOT DARE TO REPLY THE QUEEN OF BEAUTY, THE ROCK OF FOUNDATION, THE CAPTAIN OF MY DESTINY
KINGS OF PUNCHLINES
Women frequently lament how little effort men make to attract them with flirty remarks, but this can never be true about Simps. They developed a new scientific way of quantifying simping called Punclines per seconds (P/s), and they are the creators of contemporary literature and poetic writing. They work at a rate of over fifty punchlines each second.
IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING WHO WROTE THIS RUBBISH, WELL IT IS ME
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