“Hey man!! I need your help.” Inuke drops a ton on books on the table.. “I am busy dude. Working on a the project here.” I showed him the screen of my laptop. Inuke glance at the project. “Youve been working on this project for about 3years now. And the clients an Ass. Help me.” “I am not arguing on the client ASSpect. But I like this project.” I laugh at my own joke. “Well If you can help me with the, I will help with your project. You scratch my back and I scratch yours.” “Dont come near me or my project. Nothing needs to be scratched. Thank You.” I replied. “I will leave you alone for the rest of July if you help me wit..…” “Show me.” I jumped at the chance to rid myself off inuke. One month is a good deal. I picked up the book one by one. A Brief History of Time, The Order of Time, Time Travel in Einstein's Universe.. And a bunch of others.
“And what exactly are you planning?” I asked, knowing all too well that I am about to be dragged into madness. “TIME TRAVELLLL!!” Inuke replied while making a gesture of a plane flying. “Yup. I gotta see a psychiatrist soon.” I said it out loud this time. “Arey naahi, listen to me…” “No! You listen to me. Stop wasting my time with all this nonsense.” “Come On Bro!!” “I will punch you so hard you will feel the pain yesterday and tomorrow.” “Nicee!!! Now you getting the vibe.” Inuke ignore the threat. I smiled and went back to my laptop.
“Bhai, you used to be so much fun. You love such topics and your old notes were full of such thought experiments.” Inuke asked. I closed the laptop. Knowing that I would not be able to make any progress with this project today. And somewhere deep down I wanted to discuss Time Travel with inuke. “Chal bol plan kya hain?” [What's the plan?] I asked inuke “Je baat.. We will travel back 6 hours and make the intraday buys and earn a massive profit from it.” inuke explains a very tedious non-sense plan. “Bhai yaar, how dumb are you? So you are planning on doing this every day. If you are going back in time, why dont you go back and buy the Bitcoins. And get settled for life. If you want to play safe Buy blue-chip stocks when they were dirt cheap. Intraday trading.. Faahhh!!” I scolded him for having a small thought. “Oh!! So you think that I haven't thought about that? The point is you need to travel through a wormhole to go back in time, but you can only travel upto to a the point where the wormhole is created. You cant go past that..?” inuke explain. “And where is it written?” I asked. “Here..” Inuke shuffled through the books and got me the ‘Black Holes and Time Warps’ “Let me see it..” And I read the explanation. And I read some more. And some more.
Hey Folks.
I used to have these crazy ideas and thought experiments. I miss those days. You know the sad part, I still find these ideas and thoughts amusing. At times, I feel that 24 hours isn't enough for a day. One must find time to explore what they like; otherwise, all work and no play makes you a dull boy.
As always, a big hug to my friends @ryivhnn , @mysteriousroad @bhattg and the gang from India United and BeAwesome.
