WARNING - This is a pointless blog, something that I do when I have absolutely nothing to say. Enjoy this nonsense.
“What now?” I asked for guidance. “Have you ever thought about your plan in case of zombie apocalypse?” inuke asked. ‘Haaain?” “You know Zombie apocalypse, where people get infected and turn into flesh eating zombies.” inuke explained. “I know what a zombie apocalypse is. What it has to do with the question that I asked?” I asked him to stick to the topic. “I am tired of looking at the charts and data. Change the topic. This can wait.” inuke declined. ‘Fine, I will do it by myself.” I turned back to my laptop screen. “You will not get the correct answer. The data is incorrect and missing key values. You see, you merged the files, but the columns are not aligned. It's all garbage. You need to start fresh.” inuke informed me of the mistake. I sighed and gave up on the Excel. And joined inuke into the madness.
“What kind of Zombie are we talking about?” “Why does it matter? You gotta run, otherwise you are dead,” inuke replied. “What if its a runner zombie like the one from World War Z or Iam Legend? You can't run them. They are fast and will catch you before you cross the 50meter mark. If they are zombie animals like the one from Resident Evil, I would simply surrender let the animal have extra calories. And if they are crawlers, maybe we can kill them. But still a long shot.” I explained “Hmmm, Let's say runners. How will you survive in that situation?” “Oh! No! No! No!! There is no surviving the zombie apocalypse. Dude we live in highly dense population area. No chance of making out of here. We’d be stoped before reaching the gate by atleast 3-4 angry neighbour uncle turned Zombies. Even is all the zombies are crawler we are still dead as just one zombie is enough to block the stairways.” I explained the death and death situation.
“It can't be that bad. I mean, you can easily dodge the crawler and...” “And go where? Forget the city, you can't even get out of this compound. Because the first one to get infected would be the Watchman and the guard dog. And I know for sure once infected, the watchman is coming straight at me..” “What did you do to him?” inuke asked. “Let's just say, I caught him “watching” something that wasn't in his job description.” “Oh..!!! OOOHHH!!!” “Yup, caught him.” “Anyway, what if you have an Assault rifle?” “Not enough Bullets. To stop them all.” “Long sharp Machete.” “Not enough strength. To battle it out.” “How about locking yourself in the house and waiting for rescue?” inuke asked, switching from offence to defence. “We live in an apartment which is not road-facing or gate-facing with open balcony. Tainted windows with mosquito nets installed. No one is going to notice you. There is no rescue. Plus you buy weekly rations. The best-case scenario the food is going to last 5 Days. on sixth you are going to start starving.” I replied.
“HA!!! Your calculation is off. The food is going to last for a week, maybe more, as we are facing an apocalypse. We will switch to reserve mode.” “Nope, since it's an apocalypse. The power will go offline within a day. Forget reserve mode, we’d be on stress-eating mode.” I explained the calculation. “Man!! Is there no way of surviving such an event?” “Well, we can give up and survive as zombie. I think that be true freedom. You know, No work, No money, free food everywhere. What else a man need?” I explained.
“You know, let's get back to trading strategy. You clearly are disturbed by this topic.” Inuke suggest.
Hi Folks,
I am sorry for this mess. Hahaha.
Thank you, @indiaunited and beawesome community, for the love and support.
I am trying to be better than this. But such things are my guilty pleasure.
Also, this is the first time I am using the @commentrewarder service, let's see how that goes. 💟☮️
