The Department of Homeland NFTs, as everyone knows, is the only authentic and officially recognized government office and blockchain to safely launch NFTs on. However one disgruntled official from the Department of Homeland NFTs, known online as "NFT-bro-bro-boss," recently posted the following before he was mysteriously found dead in a local kombucha distillery.
"Despite blockchain analytics sites and data supposedly being logged on a distributed ledger "for everyone to see," there are still too many questions left unanswered that my comrades in the Department of Homeland NFTs have neglected to answer. In fact, I fear that we may become a hierarchy of losers if radical reform and transparency are not immediately implemented--preferably on-chain. There remains many concerning ponderings that I would love to know about our precious blockchain. Here are just a few inquiries I wonder about. The following things actually keep me up at night, and perhaps I am not the only one: 1. How many of the image files referenced on the blockchain NFT ledger will still be hosted on the internet in a few years... verses how many will be gone with the wind? 2. How many daily active users are bots? 3. How many daily active users are just using the blockchain because they are token holders trying to prop up the use-case for their otherwise worthless investment? 4. When will we consider merging into one chain with the Department of International NFTs so that we both might actually have a chance to survive and stay relevant. 5. How many of the NFTs out there are made by AI agents using AI agents to make AI art? 6. When shall we start penalizing NFT creators who mint identical pieces on different blockchains?"