Philosophy disguised as comedy disguised as philosophy - ch2

@julianhorack · 2025-11-06 04:27 · Natural Medicine

Here is chapter two of my epic revelation and gospel for the new world, you can read chapter one in my previous post here.

Comedy is a great front, like science-fiction writing. You can say anything you like and just pretend it's a novel. George Orwell wrote his famous works - Animal Farm and 1984 - as mere science fiction or fantasy tales, yet he was actually disguising some profound truths about the politics and tyranny of the world. Truth disguised as fiction is sometimes the only way to present that truth when our world has become a jailhouse run by those who would hide the truth from us.

I write truth disguised as comedy. And since no one can say for sure what the ultimate truth is, I might often get it wrong. Yet the front of comedy allows me to use poetic license and my imagination to also make it up as I go along. This writing is all done in the name of fun, so no one should take offence. Because I write it doesn't mean that I believe it, or present it as truth. It's all speculation and imitation for entertainment.

Below is a joke made up by myself, using my chatbot as assistant, a parody of a sacred wisdom text with some food for thought, and like all food, we digest it, extract the best nutrients that actually feed us, and discard the rest.

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THE ACHINTYA BHEDA-ABHEDA TATTVA

By Jas Das babaji

CHAPTER 2: The Democracy of Dust On Equality and Cosmic Humility 1. The sun does not ask credentials before it shines—it falls equally upon the sage and the fool, the saint and the thief, the king's crown and the beggar's rags. 2. Rain does not consult a hierarchy before it falls; it waters the rose and the thorn with the same indifference, which is perfect love. 3. You believe you fell from paradise, but the wave never falls from the ocean—it only rises and forgets momentarily what it is made of. 4. Before the fall that never happened, you were whole; after the fall that never happened, you remain whole—only the dream of separation interrupts the truth. 5. The eternal living entity cannot fall from what it is, just as fire cannot fall from heat or water from wetness. 6. You are simultaneously the part and the whole, the wave and the ocean, the note and the symphony—this is achintya bheda-abheda, the inconceivable oneness and difference. 7. A single ray of sunlight contains the same essence as the entire sun, yet it is not the whole sun—neither separate nor identical. 8. The dust of emperors and the dust of peasants mingles in the same wind and settles on the same earth without distinction. 9. Your body is borrowed stardust, on loan from supernovas that died before your grandfather's grandfather drew breath. 10. The earth does not honor the foot of the holy man above the foot of the murderer—both are granted the same ground, the same gravity, the same eventual return. 11. Laws written by humans must mirror this cosmic equality, or they are written against the Tao and will crumble like sandcastles at high tide. 12. No one stands closer to the sun than another; distance is measured in astronomical units, not in virtue, wealth, or birth. 13. The Tao produces all things but claims none, nourishes all things but possesses none, and in this way remains master of all things. 14. Water seeks the lowest place and in doing so overcomes the hardest stone—humility is the secret throne of power. 15. You who declare yourself higher than another: show me your imperial atoms, your noble molecules, your divine cells that differ from the common clay. 16. Paradise was never a place you left but a recognition you forgot—like forgetting you are dreaming while still inside the dream. 17. The seed contains the tree, the tree contains the seed—which fell from which? Neither, for they are one process appearing as two. 18. Every creature under the sun contains the same awareness looking out from different windows, wearing different masks in the cosmic theater. 19. To realize your equality with all beings is not to diminish yourself but to expand until you include the universe—and still you remain you, inconceivably. 20. The sun does not discriminate, the ground does not judge, the air does not withhold—let your laws be written in their image. 21. Before you imagined you were only a wave, before you forgot you were the ocean, were you ever truly separate from what you are now seeking to become?

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