Okay so my friend,Tricia got this fluffy White rabbit that looks innocent right, like it belongs to a children's fairytale book, you know those cute ones always nibbling on a carrot, looking cute and all. but this rabbit has a very sharp and bad mouth.
And I'm not joking 1 minute he's hopping around in the garden all cute and everything, the next minute you accidentally step near it's favourite patch of grass and it lets out this tiny squeaky, "What the fluff" Khadija .
Yes Tricia's rabbit swears and I'm not even playing. And trust me it's not even the cute made up kind. I'm talking about a full blown muttered- under-its-breath insults, especially whenever Tricia is late with his veggies.
The other time I heard this rabbit say, "You lucky Tricia, I was literally 2 seconds away from redecorating your favourite shoes. 😂 Believe me I'm not lying he really said that.
I really tried to reason with it, honestly I did. "Bunny, you can't just cuss people out and swear all the time. And guess what Bun-Bun did, he looked me dead in the eye, took a slow bite of the lettuce he complained earlier about because it wasn't organic and mumbled, "Try me".
A whole big me out here trying to reason with a four pound ball of fury fur 😂. My Mom thinks ms I'm losing it and maybe I am, But you haven't lived life till you've been cussed by a rabbit with a bad attitude and sharp mouth. All characters are fictional
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