WTF does that have to do with an Egg Sammich You ask?
Ok, maybe you did not ask. But you are about to find out #weekend-engagement Hivonians. Let's first explain the sammich. It was...
Gooood!
I literally had to wash my hands so I could type this. It was messy. But amazing. No not the Sex! The Sammich!!
I stop at the smaller Mom 'n' Pop Truckstops out here on the road. This one has one of the best small corner kitchens out here. A burger 🍔 to die for. And the egg 🥪 sandwich was phenomenal.
It has become crystal clear to me in my 58 years on this rock circling the sun that I am not gonna lose any weight. Best I can do is try not to gain any more. That being said. I will stop here to eat again.
Food Fucked
Is eating stuff like that fucking myself? Not really the intercourse kind. I guess you could call it the oral kind. You see people. This might come as a surprise to you. Some of us are over the sex thing. Sure it is still fun on a Saturday night after a few adult beverages. You reach a certain age and it is time to let all that back flipping, knob gobbling, hanging from the ceiling sex acrobatics go. Like Toby Keith (RIP) sang.
I Ain't as Good as I Once Was...
Greatest Video and Song ever? I don't know? "Beer for my Horses" (Wich by the way was Toby's Horse that just ran the Kentucky Derby) that was a pretty great song/video also. You decide...
Give it a Break
You are not a porn star. Stop trying to be. You look silly. But hey, at our age, premature ejaculation is no longer an issue... Am I Right ?
Time will prove me right. Or You will keep embarrassing yourself by trying to keep up the in my prime sex antics. Wether it be Intercourse, Oral, or a Bar Fight. There comes a time to step back and just snuggle.
My Snuggle Buddy
Thanks for ~~Having Intercourse~~ Riding along with Ol' KrazzyTrukker!
Keep on KrazzyTruckin'
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