Roast Me! Shred My Pride! (And Make Me Rich.)

@kryptik · 2018-07-27 21:15 · busy

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Here’s the deal, I’m in the process of going to school to be a paramedic.

Unfortunately I am short on money for a vaccination and a medical exam that I’m required to have. I don’t want to beg for money but I’m a talentless loser and can’t provide a legitimate service. (Holla at ya boy if you need a cartoon penis though.)

Then it hit me.

What are inept mentally deficient people good at? Yep that’s right, getting roasted.

Sling your insults my way and even hop in on the fun if you want by using the #roast-me tag.

I’ve included some great fodder for the verbal assault.

Enjoy!

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Me as a child.

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A fun mugshot.

#busy #life #roast-me #funny
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