@lordvader
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2019-02-15 00:55Greetings loyal followers, My executive assistant Vera, whose mere presence is the most intoxicating thing in any galaxy, has informed me that there are new wars raging on your pr…
Payout: 0.000 HBDIf the interview conducted by one of your wisest inhabitants has sparked any questions, I will now allow you to ask me anything.
2018-10-22 20:41Greetings loyal followers. One of your least terrible inhabitants, @wadepaterson has made the wise decision to conduct an interview with the most powerful being in any universe. …
Payout: 0.000 HBD20 questions with @lordvader (The Steemian Series)
2018-10-22 13:16### A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Knight was seduced by the dark side of the Force. <center>, has informed me that the moronic inhabitants of your primitive planet…
Payout: 0.000 HBDHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVIII: NOW HIRING
2018-08-16 02:51Greetings loyal followers. <br><center> https://images.esellerpro.com/2486/I/356/6/magnet-star-wars-darth-vader.jpg *Do you have what it takes to become my apprentice? Probably not…
Payout: 0.000 HBDHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVII: ALLIES AND FOES
2018-08-02 15:14Greetings loyal followers. <br><center> <a href="https://imgflip.com/i/2f2iyp"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/2f2iyp.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a> *I need to wait for th…
Payout: 0.000 HBDThe Empire has sent you a friend request.
2018-03-26 23:22Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only other indispensable member of the Empire, has informed me that some of you may be able to provide The Empire…
Payout: 0.000 HBDI Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.
2018-02-26 18:58Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!)…
Payout: 0.000 HBDDarth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails
2018-02-24 03:21As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, faith or the fact that he killed my great…
Payout: 0.000 HBDThe Jedi Mind Trick - A preschool story
2018-01-19 00:10 I am a Jedi Master and the force is thriving in my preschool classroom. The dark side of th…
Payout: 0.000 HBDI Hate Teachers... and Liars.
2018-01-18 02:11Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could save every single starfish on a beach if she wanted to, has informed me that one of my least favorite inhabitants…
Payout: 0.000 HBDStar Dreadnoughts, The Death Star and Blockchain in Education
2018-01-17 15:33<center> [Image source](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ca…
Payout: 0.000 HBDI am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode III
2018-01-05 16:47Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who consistently has the highest score in outstanding achievement in the field of excellence, has informed me that I have g…
Payout: 0.000 HBDOh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.
2017-12-23 01:03If you have been wondering why I haven't sent any transmissions recently, it is because I have been trying to enjoy one of my favorite pastimes: ruining creatures' Life Day celebra…
Payout: 0.000 HBDAn Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!
2017-12-22 16:03@lordvader is at it again! [His latest transmission](https://steemit.com/funny/@lordvader/an-open-transmission-to-the-crooked-lying-and-whiny-farm-boy) has caused me to come out of…
Payout: 0.000 HBDAn Open Transmission to the Crooked, Lying, and Whiny Farm Boy.
2017-12-06 22:15Greetings loyal followers. <br><center>http://www.fubiz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/shelteranimalsstarwarsforceawakens12-900x600.jpg *This is my feline named Padme. She will sc…
Payout: 0.000 HBDOne of your teachers needs to learn a lesson.
2017-11-19 20:14Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could teach all of you a thing or two, has informed me that one of your inhabitants has sent yet another transmission f…
Payout: 0.000 HBDI decided to attend SteemFest 2. You're welcome.
2017-11-11 15:59Greetings loyal followers. <br><center>http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/htrh_darth_vader_rolling_luggage_inuse.jpg *Headed to Steemfest<sup>2</sup> on Thu…
Payout: 0.000 HBDOctober 31st is Honor Lord Vader Day (What are you doing the other 364 days of your year?)
2017-10-31 13:01Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should never hide her perfection by disguising herself as anyone else, has informed me that across your planet, October…
Payout: 0.000 HBDAre you seriously still listening to that wacky and whiny little farm boy?
2017-10-21 14:32Greetings loyal followers. <br><center><a href="https://imgflip.com/i/1xznek"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/1xznek.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a></center><br> My execut…
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