GHAWG-- God's Hog: A Watchful Guardian-- LeoThreads Zapfic Entries 777-783

@magnacarta · 2025-04-13 21:03 · LeoFinance

GHAWG-- God's Hog: A Watchful Guardian-- LeoThreads Zapfic Entries 777-783

Read the Zapfic serial #GHAWG on LeoThreads to follow the transformation of a courier into a Harley-riding tool of God.

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TL;DR

● What is GHAWG?

● Zapfic Entries 777-783

7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ ►[2025-04-06T04:13:09]◄1

7️⃣7️⃣8️⃣ ►[2025-04-07T04:09:33]◄2

7️⃣7️⃣9️⃣ ►[2025-04-08T04:15:12]◄3

7️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ ►[2025-04-09T04:53:09]◄4

7️⃣8️⃣1️⃣ ►[2025-04-10T05:34:39]◄5

7️⃣8️⃣2️⃣ ►[2025-04-11T04:05:42]◄6

7️⃣8️⃣3️⃣ ►[2025-04-12T04:25:45]◄7

● Story Arc So Far

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What Is GHAWG?

GHAWG is short for "God's Hog: A Watchful Guardian." This fictional story tells how ►David Guardia◄8, a courier and ►business◄9 owner from ►Bayonne, New Jersey◄10, US moved into the next phase of his life after spending the final ten years of his ailing father's life helping him.

More details can be found in the ►first post of this weekly recap◄11.

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Zapfic Entries 777-783

7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ ►[2025-04-06T04:13:09]◄

"We both hold $PEPE," said Sanjay.

"But the big winner," began Lionel, "has been $FAFO."

"$FAFO?" asked the reporter from 89.3 FM WXYC.

"That's right," continued Lionel. "It's been all FAFO, all the time since Spring 2025."

https://inleo.io/threads/view/magnacarta/re-magnacarta-2akhag4yg

🏍️ $PEPE has been a part of Hive Layer 2 since LeoThreads began gaining traction in the 2nd half of 2023. It can also be found on other blockchains.

FAFO, a polite abbrevition for the less polite expression fuck round & find out, entered online usage in 2022 when 🕸️Elon Musk🕸️ used it 🕸️in response to Kanye West🕸️ on his suspension from Twitter. With or without his connection to the 🕸️Trump 47🕸️ administration, FAFO has come to be associated with the more high-profile secretaries and directors working for the president this time. Outside of Musk and Trump, the best example of FAFO is 🕸️President Nayib Bukele🕸️ of El Salvador.

7️⃣7️⃣8️⃣ ►[2025-04-07T04:09:33]◄

Eventually the media got its fill of attention from us, so we were finally left to ourselves. That's when I turned to Frank.

"'It'll be a short day on the road for us,' you said to me." He was taken aback by his own words.

https://inleo.io/threads/view/magnacarta/re-magnacarta-2vuqx7mcg

🏍️ The long day on the road to ►University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill◄12 was nearing an end everyone on ►Felix Legion◄13 could see was in sight. The previous day everyone in Felix Legion ►decided to ride longer than usual◄14 in order to ride a short distance to ►UNC◄15 this day, maybe even spend a pleasant day on campus with ►The Kids◄16. ►Rothbard◄17 (►Frank Marchenko◄18) casually told everyone that this day was going to be a short day. ►Templar◄19 (David Guardia) had a feeling that Rothbard was sadly ►mistaken◄20, only he had no idea the events of the day would transpire as they did. After all, who in Felix Legion was expecting... * ... to be eye-witnesses to a ►mass-shooting◄21 at a (fictional) store called ►The Dogemart◄22 in the (fictional) town of ►Bolivion, Virginia◄23, US? * ... ►to ride for their lives◄24 to outrace an explosion resulting in fire? * ... to spend almost as much time ►dealing with weaselly UNC administrators◄26 gaming out potential blowback from having Felix Legion on campus so soon after the heinous events at The Dogemart in Bolivion? And, finally... * ... to spend what felt like an eternity at the entrance to UNC ►dealing with police◄25 from not only Chapel Hill but also Bolivion? * ... to spend hours ►dealing with inquiries◄27 from a large assembly of representatives from media outlets of all kinds?

What should have been a pleasant day on campus after a short ride ended with the males growing razor stubble on their faces and the females not enjoying being stressed out, and-- in the case of Templar-- getting his ►left palm maimed by gunfire◄28.

Templar had no idea these things were going to happen, but he sensed that Rothbard was grossly mistaken in his expectations for this day.

7️⃣7️⃣9️⃣ ►[2025-04-08T04:15:12]◄

"Famous last words?" said Hank sheepishly. Rhonda & Lindsay looked at them. I looked at Frank, then again at Hank. For a moment I stayed quiet. This was definitely an awkward moment. Then I laughed heartily and hugged The Twins.

https://inleo.io/threads/view/magnacarta/re-magnacarta-k4kr8snp

🏍️ The words between Rothbard and Templar brought about an uneasiness among everyone in Felix Legion. If looks could kill, Templar would have gotten the death penalty for the glare he gave Rothbard after quoting him verbatim. ►Nitrous◄29 (►Hank Marchenko◄30) tried to defuse the tension between his twin brother and Templar. ►Shieldmaiden◄31 (►Rhonda Bella Guardia◄32) and ►Fonzie◄33 (►Lindsay Etxeberria◄34) weren't sure what was going to happen. Just after letting the awkwardness grow as large as possible without scaring people, Templar himself brought the stand-off to a close by hugging ►The Twins◄35 (Hank & Frank, the ►Brothers Marchenko◄36) as a show of appreciation for saving the lives of not only himself but also those of Fonzie and ►Quartermaster◄37 (►Lionel Odunsi◄38, to be rechristened ►Finn◄39 at UNC by Templar).

7️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ ►[2025-04-09T04:53:09]◄

"Seriously," I began saying to The Twins, "you guys saved us back at The Dogemart. I'm grateful to you. Thank you again."

"Thank Sanjay," said Frank. "He was determined to get Lindsay out of there; we agreed to back him up."

https://inleo.io/threads/view/magnacarta/re-magnacarta-rfxmttem

🏍️ As mysteriously as the awkward moment had arrived for Felix Legion, it disappeared in the blink of an eye when Templar expressed his gratitude for all The Twins, Shieldmaiden (his wife), and ►Triumph◄40 (►Sanjay Rampersad◄41) had done to bring to an end the tragic situation at The Dogemart from earlier in the day.

7️⃣8️⃣1️⃣ ►[2025-04-10T05:34:39]◄

"Blind love, Sanjay?" I asked.

"Rhonda was going to rescue you; I just thought it was expected I rescue Lionel and Lindsay."

"But you only mentioned Lindsay, Sanjay." stated Hank.

"That's true," acknowledged Sanjay. "I did."

https://inleo.io/threads/view/magnacarta/re-magnacarta-vn8ervst

🏍️ Normally I present Sanjay Rampersad as an even-keeled person, mature beyond his years. Since he realized that his ►mobile phone had become unreliable◄42 or useless, Sanjay has been noticeably more emotional. Lack of device alone wasn't enough to get him off-balance, though; he had somehow sensed that things had changed in his life. At this moment, he doesn't know how or why; only after he begins to get settled in at campus will he know why he had been acting differently.

  1. Zapfic entry published ►2025-04-06T04:13:09◄ @ 2025-04-06T04:13:09 ↩

  2. Zapfic entry published ►2025-04-07T04:09:33◄ @ 2025-04-07T04:09:33 ↩

  3. Zapfic entry published ►2025-04-08T04:15:12◄ @ 2025-04-08T04:15:12 ↩

  4. Zapfic entry published ►2025-04-09T04:53:09◄ @ 2025-04-09T04:53:09 ↩

  5. Zapfic entry published ►2025-04-10T05:34:39◄ @ 2025-04-10T05:34:39 ↩

  6. Zapfic entry published ►2025-04-11T04:05:42◄ @ 2025-04-11T04:05:42 ↩

  7. Zapfic entry published ►2025-04-12T04:25:45◄ @ 2025-04-12T04:25:45 ↩

  8. Main character; motorcycle courier from Bayonne, New Jersey, US who begins his Epic Ride by first traveling to STURGIS; first appearance of ►David Guardia◄ (unmentioned) is @ David Guardia ↩

  9. LeoGlossary definition of ►business◄ @ business ↩

  10. Bayonne, New Jersey, US; located south of Jersey City, NJ, US, which itself is located west of New York City on the west bank of the Hudson River; hometown of David Guardia; first mention ►Bayonne, New Jersey◄ is @ Bayonne, New Jersey ↩

  11. First Weekly Summary post for this zapfic serial can be found at ►first post of this weekly recap◄ @ first post of this weekly recap ↩

  12. University where foreign exchange students Sanjay Rampersad and Lionel Odunsi study; usually referred to as UNC; first mention of ►University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill◄ is @ University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill ↩

  13. Felix Legion is the group consisting of Templar (David Guardia), Shieldmaiden (Rhonda Bella Guardia), Nitrous (Hank Marchenko), Rothbard (Frank Marchenko), Triumph (Sanjay Rampersad), Quartermaster (Lionel Odunsi), and Fonzie (Lindsay Etxeberria); the remainder of Our Heroes after The Mongols returned to their based in San Diego, California, US; first mention of ►Felix Legion◄ is @ Felix Legion ↩

  14. "Decided to ride longer than usual" refers to Rothbard (Frank Marchenko) telling Templar (David Guardia) that the day they ride to University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill will be a short day, when in fact it's a long day for other reasons; appropriate reference for ►decided to ride longer than usual◄ is @ decided to ride longer than usual ↩

  15. Alias for University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill; see ►University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill◄ @ UNC ↩

  16. "The Kids" refers to Sanjay Rampersad and Lionel Odunsi (sometimes with Lindsay Etxeberria included); first mention of ►The Kids◄ is @ The Kids ↩

  17. Rothbard is the Felix Legion name for Frank Marchenko due to his more intellectual and analytical personality; the name refers to anarcho-capitalist libertarian Murray N. Rothbard; first mention of ►Rothbard◄ of Felix Legion is @ Rothbard ↩

  18. Frank Marchenko is one of the Brothers Marchenko, who are twins; first appearance of ►Frank Marchenko◄ (unmentioned) is @ Frank Marchenko ↩

  19. In this context, Templar refers to David Guardia as leader of Felix Legion; first mention of ►Templar◄ (as leader of Felix Legion) is @ Templar ↩

  20. For "mistaken," see footnote for ►decided to ride longer than usual◄; appropriate reference for ►mistaken◄ is @ mistaken ↩

  21. Mass shooting is the heinous act where gunmen shoot up the (fictional) store called The Dogemart in the (fictional) town of Bolivion, Virginia, US; 4 people were killed at The Dogemart; at the time of this mass shooting, Templar (David Guardia), Quartermaster (Lionel Odunsi), and Fonzie (Lindsay Etxeberria) were inside The Dogemart; first mention of ►mass shooting◄ is @ mass shooting ↩

  22. The Dogemart is the fictional store located in the fictional town of Bolivion, Virginia, US; first mention of ►The Dogemart◄ is @ The Dogemart ↩

  23. Bolivion, Virginia, US is a fictional town created for the purpose of leaving real towns untainted by the horrific acts taking place in that town; Bolivion is a short distance from North Carolina to the south and is located near the corner of southwestern Virginia, between Tightsqueeze and Dry Fork; first mention of ►Bolivion, Virginia◄ is @ Bolivion, Virginia ↩

  24. "To ride for their lives" refers to Felix Legion escaping 10 probable associates of the 2 gunmen responsible for the mass shooting at the (fictional) store called The Dogemart in the (fictional) town of Bolivion, Virginia, US; Felix Legion was saved when a wall of fire from an explosion closed right after everyone passed through the narrowing opening; relevant reference for ►mass shooting◄ is @ mass shooting ↩

  25. "Dealing with police" refers to Felix Legion dealing with police from both Chapel Hill, North Carolina, US and the (fictional) town of Bolivion, Virginia, US as they give their eyewitness reports regarding mass shooting at the (fictional) store called The Dogemart; relevant reference for ►dealing with police◄ is @ dealing with police ↩

  26. "Dealing with weaselly UNC administrators" refers to dealing with UNC administrators as they tried to make sure there was no blowback from allowing Felix Legion-- witnesses and survivors of the mass shooting at the (fictional) store called The Dogemart a short drive from UNC in the (fictional) town of Bolivion, Virginia, US; relevant reference for ►dealing with weaselly UNC administrators◄ is @ dealing with weaselly UNC administrators ↩

  27. "Dealing with inquiries" refers to everyone in Felix Legion dealing with a myriad of representatives from media outlets ranging from traditional media to online media to campus radio; relevant reference for ►dealing with weaselly UNC administrators◄ is @ dealing with weaselly UNC administrators ↩

  28. "Left palm maimed by gunfire" refers to gunfire piercing Templar's left palm during the mass shooting at the (fictional) store called The Dogemart in the (fictional) town of Bolivion, Virginia, US; relevant reference for ►left palm maimed by gunfire◄ is @ left palm maimed by gunfire ↩

  29. Nitrous is the Felix Legion name for Hank Marchenko due to his mechanical skills, first displayed when he outfitted motorcycles with nitrous oxide tanks; first mention of ►Nitrous◄ of Felix Legion is @ Nitrous ↩

  30. Hank Marchenko is one of the Brothers Marchenko, who are twins; first appearance of ►Hank Marchenko◄ (unmentioned) is @ Hank Marchenko ↩

  31. In this context, Shieldmaiden refers to is Rhonda Bella Guardia as co-pilot for Templar (David Guardia) in Felix Legion; first mention of ►Shieldmaiden◄ of Felix Legion is @ Shieldmaiden ↩

  32. Rhonda Bella, after marrying David Guardia; first mention of ►Rhonda Bella Guardia◄ is @ Rhonda Bella Guardia ↩

  33. Fonzie is the Felix Legion name for Lindsay Etxeberria because, at Templar's direction, she initiated the daring display of theatricality in Santa Fe, New Mexico, US by jumping over a mob of environmental protesters blocking their exit from the city; first mention of ►Fonzie◄ (as a member of Felix Legion) is @ Fonzie ↩

  34. Lindsay Etxeberria is a one-time far-left activist who abandoned the far left life when she was encountered by David Guardia (and the rest of Our Heroes) in Portland, Oregon, US; first mention of ►Lindsay Etxeberria◄ is @ Lindsay Etxeberria ↩

  35. "The Twins" is how Hank described himself and Frank; first mention of ►The Twins◄ is @ The Twins ↩

  36. Hank & Frank Marchenko from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, US; this description of The Twins comes from the title of one of Russian author Fyodor Dostoevsky's novels, The Brothers Karamazov; the Brothers Marchenko founded HFBM (Hank Frank, Brothers Marchenko) Customs right out of high school; first mention of ►Brothers Marchenko◄ is @ Brothers Marchenko ↩

  37. Quartermaster is the Felix Legion name for Lionel Odunsi; as Felix Legion was riding along Route 66, Quartermaster was charged with finding affordable lodging for Felix Legion; first mention of ►Quartermaster◄ of Felix Legion is @ Quartermaster ↩

  38. Lionel Odunsi is a foreign exchange student from Nigeria at UNC; first mention of ►Lionel Odunsi◄ is @ Lionel Odunsi ↩

  39. Finn is the latest Felix Legion name given to him by Templar (David Guardia) because of his interest and affinity for the Star Wars sequel trilogy character Finn; first mention of ►Finn◄ of Felix Legion is @ Finn ↩

  40. Triumph is the Felix Legion name for Sanjay Rampersad; when he meets David Guardia, he was riding a Triumph motorcycle; first mention of ►Triumph◄ of Felix Legion is @ Triumph ↩

  41. Sanjay Rampersad is a foreign exchange student from India at UNC; first mention of ►Sanjay Rampersad◄ is @ Sanjay Rampersad ↩

  42. "Mobile phone h ↩

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