In a world that's quite absurd, A tale of efficiency occurred, With a twist that's quite absurd, Killing two stones with one bird.
A feathered friend took to the sky, With a plan that made some people sigh, "To solve two problems," it did try, As it spread its wings up high.
It landed where issues did lay, With precision it found its way, No longer did troubles hold sway, For that clever bird saved the day.
So remember this tale, so absurd, When life's challenges are stirred, Find a way that's quite unheard, To kill two stones with one bird.
"Don't do it Freddie!"