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 *So, what do you think?* The Salesman at …

It was time. The family sojourn up the cold and bitter north of Scotland. We tried to do it every year to toughen the kids up. There is nothing like getting forced to swim in the…

 *Here he is! The wounded hero. Back from the dead!* *El'-Jefe* leered a…

<center>  I am not quite sure where this post should go. I pondered joining a new communit…

 *Please, take a seat. What can I do for you today?* The Doctor waved me…

 *Daddy, how much have I got in my bank account?* The *Little Lady* was …

 *Mr Boom?* An odd looking nur…

 *Listen. This place isn't a bottomless money pit…

 *Gimme some of that cheap ass.* I gri…

The red warnings were out. Storm Euoqewwn was officially hitting the fair city of Glasgow. Storm Euoqewwn, an odd name for a storm. It might seem hard to pronounce but you just cl…

 It was a few days after the New …

 *Are you sure you can't stay in tonight?* The *…

 It was time for the annual Transport Museum visit. A…

 *Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas!* I hooted in th…

 *Blummin eck, it's quiet today.* I call…

*Hey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D?* The *Little Boom* yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes good-natured…

 *Right guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?!* *Rumpled …

 *Yes lass, I am just cutting through the park. Be hom…

 *Excuse me, do you have a name tag?* A reedy voice piped nasally at me …

 *Hola mi novia, ¿cuándo hay un cenicero en el cielo?* I nodded knowingl…