Remember when HIVE was worth a buck or two? 🤔😂 Yeah… me neither. ROFL 🤣🤣🤣 Right now HIVE can’t even crawl above 20 cents 🪫, and bags are getting dumped harder than last week’s garbage 🗑️.
👉 The moment HIVE hits 10 cents (and it will!) 💸, it’s gonna trigger MASSIVE PANIC SALES 😱🏃♂️💨🔥. Bagholders will stampede for the exits 🚪, dumping their tokens like there’s no tomorrow. That’s when HIVE officially graduates to full-on shitcoin status 💩⚰️.
I. Witness Wars 🥊🤡
Instead of building 🚀, Hive’s witnesses are busy slapping each other with handbags 👜👊. No adoption, no vision, just endless drama 🎭.
II. Zero Real Demand 🚫🛑
No killer app 📱, no mass adoption 🌍, no hype train 🚂. The only buyers are bagholders praying 🙏 for a miracle that’s never coming 😬.
III. Downvote Dictators 👑💀
A handful of whales 🐳 with fragile egos 💔 control payouts 💰 with their little red arrows ⬇️. New users take one look 👀 and peace out ✌️. Decentralized? More like digital feudalism 🏰.
IV. Developers Leaving 🚪👋
The few builders 🔧 who showed up either quit 😤, went silent 💤, or got chased off by politics 🗳️. No devs = no future 🚫🔮.
V. Competing Chains Eating Hive Alive 🪓🐺
While Hive’s stuck in a circle-jerk 🔄, other chains 🛠️ are innovating ⚡, onboarding 🚀, and growing 📈. Hive’s just stagnating 🪦.
👉 Meanwhile, Blurt is actually growing 📈 — no stake-based downvotes, faster onboarding 🚀, and a community that doesn’t punish you for speaking up. Check it out here: https://blurt.blog
💥 Bottom Line 💥
Hive isn’t going “to the moon 🌕🚀” — it’s going straight to the sewer 🚽🕳️💩. Once it crashes under 10 cents 🪙➡️💩, the panic sales will finish it off for good ⚰️🕯️.
🪦 R.I.P. HIVE (2020 – 2025) ⚰️💐
Gone too soon? Nah. Just another failed “decentralized utopia” that couldn’t survive its own drama. Fly high little shitcoin 🚀💩✨ — straight into oblivion 🌌.
