🤣📉 ALERT 🚨: Hive’s price chart just learned how to do the world’s fastest nosedive. Even gravity is like, “Chill bro, that’s excessive.” 🌪️🪂

Meanwhile @themarkymark is losing money by the minute ⏱️💸 — watching his “build-a-fail” empire crumble like stale cookies in a hurricane. 🍪🌪️

💀 Investors whisper: “It’s just a correction.” 😂 Reality screams: “NOPE, that’s a crater deep enough to hide your childhood regrets.” 🕳️

Hive’s top curators are still circle-voting each other like nothing’s wrong 🤡📝 while wallets evaporate faster than free pizza at a coder meetup. 🍕🔥

Even FTX is sipping tea 🍵 like:

“Bruh, at least we didn’t tank THIS fast.” ☠️

🐻💔 Bagholders be like:

“I’m not coping, YOU’RE coping!!!” As their portfolio melts faster than an ice cream cone in a desert 🌵🍦💰

At this point, a rug-pulled memecoin looks like a savings account with compound interest. 💸📈

💣 Bonus: Hive in 7 days = −19.66% 😵‍💫 💥 @themarkymark losing sanity + funds = PRICELESS

Hive #Blurt #CryptoCrash #BuildAFail #CurbYourCoin #BearMarketBlues #BagholdersAnonymous #FTXFlashbacks #CryptoMemeCarnage #WalletsOnFire 🔥🔥🔥

💀💀 HIVE TOKEN TANKING HARDER THAN @themarkymark’S BUILD-A-FAIL UPVOTES!!! 💀💀 (0.1504 $ −19.66 % (7 D))