Ohhh HIVE… remember when you were flexing at $0.21 like you were the next big decentralized messiah? 🤴⚡ Fast-forward to mid-October and BOOM 💥 you’re chilling at $0.14 – down 31.52% in just one month! 📉😭
Let’s analyze this trainwreck:
📊 Market Cap: $70M — That’s right, the “giant of decentralization” now has less market cap than a random memecoin launched last Tuesday 🐸💀
💸 Volume (24h): $4.28M — wow, look at that, some people are still panic-selling the dream 😂💦
📉 FDV: $70M — basically meaning, if anyone still believes HIVE will moon, the devs are probably laughing right now behind their validator nodes 🤣
💣 The chart looks like a heart monitor of a dying blockchain — small bounces, flatlines, and then one giant cliff dive around Oct 10. That was the moment HIVE collectively said, “Nope, we’re out.” 🪂😬
🔥 From 0.21 → 0.14 faster than you can say “Why aren’t we on Binance anymore?” 🥴
And let’s not forget that the total supply is infinite (∞) — because why not? When your inflation already makes your token weaker than a wet noodle, might as well go full throttle into oblivion 🌪️🍝
💀 While other layer-1s are innovating, HIVE’s still stuck debating downvotes and witness politics. Users: “We want utility!” Devs: “Here, have another governance argument.” 🗣️💬🔥
At this point, HIVE should rebrand to HIVE Classic™ — a nostalgic reminder of what could’ve been if decentralization wasn’t managed by 12 power-down whales and an army of salty curators 🐋🐝😢
TL;DR 🚀
- -31% in a month
- Price falling faster than engagement on the trending page
- Volume fueled by desperation
- Community coping harder than BTC holders in 2018
💀 Moral of the story: You can’t spell HIVE without “I’ve fallen.” 💔 But hey — at least the blockchain is still buzzing… somewhere between irrelevance and extinction 🪦🐝
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