So, let’s get one thing straight before we start: 👉 @themarkymark = @buildawhale. Two usernames. One dude. That’s it. No “mystery whale.” No benevolent ocean spirit. Just Marky playing both sides of the table like the worst poker hustler in blockchain history. ♠️♣️♦️♥️
Now, what could someone with massive stake do on Hive?
- Empower new authors 💬
- Support struggling artists 🎨
- Help projects grow 🌱
But what does Marky do? ❌ Nope. Instead, he runs a self-vote casino, farming the reward pool with two accounts that feed each other like rigged slot machines. 🎰💸
👓 Account 1: @themarkymark The “guardian of Hive,” the “sheriff,” the guy who loves to lecture others about integrity. Reality? → Self-upvote machine #1. Think less “guardian” and more “parasite in a sheriff hat.” 🤠🪱
🐋 Account 2: @buildawhale The “whale” that was supposed to help small accounts get noticed. Reality? → Self-upvote machine #2. A glorified sock puppet. The ventriloquist dummy that nods along while Marky stuffs rewards in his own pocket. 🎭
And then comes the cherry on top: the token burn theater. 🔥 “Look, I’m burning tokens! I’m saving Hive!” Translation: I’m burning a few crumbs so I can justify farming the entire bakery. 🍞 It’s not philanthropy. It’s a cover-up. Plain and simple.
Meanwhile, the Hive community is out here:
- Writing, painting, coding, and grinding ✍️🎨💻
- Getting peanuts while Marky’s two-account merry-go-round hoovers up rewards like a vacuum cleaner from hell. 🌀
Let’s just call it what it is:
- Biggest farmer of his own bags? ✅
- Biggest supporter of the community? ❌
- Biggest hypocrite? ✅✅✅
If Hive were a farm, Marky wouldn’t be the farmer feeding the village. He’d be the guy stealing crops with one hand (@themarkymark), then selling them back to himself with the other (@buildawhale), all while yelling, “Look, I burned a carrot, I’m helping!” 🥕🔥
Final verdict:
- @themarkymark: 🤡
- @buildawhale: 🤡 (same clown, different costume)
- Together? → A one-man “whale farm” scam, milking Hive dry and calling it curation. 🐳💸
Stay roasted, Marky. The blockchain sees you. 🔥🐝🔥
