Someone thought that today would be a good day for them to reach out and try to offer me their paid thesis writing service.
This is a thing BTW, you can now pay a company to write your PhD for you. Thanks capitalism!
Needless to say, I did not take the company up on their fine offer and instead declined in an obscene manner.
It feels good to justifiably swear at a stranger for once.
Also did some work and some walking...