Nothing really funny to see here, just wanted to let you ghosts in the COMmunity know that I've been doing more live open-mic stand up. Hopefully, my friends will quit being slackers, and remember to record my set soon, so I can share it here, with both of you.
That's all, just a quick update. No punchline. No wordplay.
All right, you talked me in to it...
I don't understand why people are proud of their race. It's not something you DO, it's just something you're born with. That's not something to be proud of, the word you're looking for is grateful. There is only one person in all of human history who had a right to be proud of his whiteness, and that's Michael Jackson. He actually MADE himself white, and worked at it his whole life.
Thank you, thank you.
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