(Humor) Oops! [Eng+Spa]

@pedrobrito2004 · 2025-08-19 04:15 · LOLZ's Fun House
A couple was sleeping in their bed when suddenly the woman heard a noise at the entrance of the house. She got up scared and told her partner:

"Get up, my husband has arrived."

The man got up quickly. When he managed to put on his pants, he jumped out the window trying to escape. Five minutes later, he returned to the room where the woman was and said:

"I just got surprised. But I'm your husband!"

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Estaba una pareja durmiendo en su cama, de pronto la mujer escuchó un ruido en la entrada de la casa, se levanta asustada diciéndole a su pareja:

— Levántate que ha llegado mi marido.

El hombre se levanta apresurado, cuando se logra poner el pantalón se tira por la ventana tratando de escapar, a los cinco minutos regresa al cuarto donde estaba la mujer y le dice:

— Me acabo de sorprender. ¡Pero, si tu marido soy yo!


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