👋 Hello Hive Legends!
Hey party people of Hive!
Hope all of you are surviving and thriving in this tough, bearish market 🐻📉. Sending my virtual strength, laughs, support, empathy, snacks, positive vibes, and some extra 💪 “Hodling Power” to everyone showing up every day to keep Hive buzzing strong!
Confession moment: Due to improper timing (and a touch of chaos), I missed posting for the last 3 days. 😅 My daily post streak is struggling like my internet! But I'm determined to keep transparency alive on Hive—plan, post, persevere! No more excuses, just updates straight from the trenches!
⚡ What’s in Today’s Episode?
- Distriator development adventures! 🧑💻
- Custom business review system upgrades 🏢✨
- Internet nightmares (hold my Wi-Fi 🍿)
- How not to lose your marbles when things explode
- Loads of memes, ups, downs & everything in between
🚀 Distriator Updates
What’s Brewing?
From last week’s sneak peeks, our focus remains on two biggies:
- Business onboarding with bespoke Hive verification via the onboarder-business-guide account
- Custom business reviews—tools for businesses, by businesses to help the Hive economy, users, and future moguls!
👀 Previously on “The Distriator Saga”
If you need the full lore or want to binge past drama, check out:
- UI upgrades for onboarding & reviews
- Onboarding post verification UI teaser
- Onboarding mechanics & custom review details
🛠️ Distriator Backend Progress
Custom Business Review Schema
Say hello to our shiny new schema supporting multi-question business reviews!
Now, any business can craft a personalized questionnaire for customers – because who wouldn’t love extra homework after shopping? 📋😅
Businesses get insights, Hive shows off its flexibility, and customers get to feel heard!
Custom Business Review – Repository
The backend arsenal just got bigger. The repository now supports all CRUD (Create, Read, Update, Delete) functions you could dream of: - Add reviews - Update reviews - Fetch reviews - Delete reviews (with slightly less drama than deleting your ex’s number)
Custom Business Review – Route
Introduced a dedicated route just for custom business reviews: - GET: For everyone—because transparency rocks! - ADD & UPDATE: Only for business owners, admins, and business guides. No randoms allowed! 😂 - DELETE: Nope, not here—just keep the questionnaire empty if you want to make it vanish.
Access is still a little wobbly on the permissions (think toddler on roller skates 🛼) but improvements are in sight!
💀 Internet Nightmares: The Saga Continues!
Remember the optimism after getting a shiny new Air-Fiber connection? Yeah, me too. Read all about my premature celebration in this post.
Demo speed: 40mbps.
Sales guy: Big smiles.
Me (after paying upfront for half a year): “This is the good life!”
Reality after money leaves: 1mbps (on a good day). The moment I complain, speeds “magically” shoot up—only for a fleeting moment. Oh, the emotional whiplash!
Switched back to my regular fiber (Tata Play), canceled air-fiber, but… of course, plot twist!
Here's the comedy:
- My setup is in a lonely first-floor building, literally the only person using internet there.
- The ISP ran a “special connection” to my lonely lair from the next building.
- Building management next door got grumpy & cut my fiber! Instant blackout! Panic!
- Management just shut me down, no negotiations.
- Air-fiber support tells me “request disconnection and claim refund.”
- I ask for my prepaid payment back—No refunds! (Apparently, that "no refunds" fine print wasn't just for gym memberships!)
Triple-whammy losses:
- Air-fiber money = gone 🕳️
- Tata-fiber = cut wire 🔪
- Hive investments = down with the market 💸
Now, I’m begging the universe (and the Hive fam) for: - ⚡ Reliable internet - 📈 Crypto market recovery - 🍀 Just a dash of good luck!
Mentally: 🫠
Financially: 🪙💥
Emotionally: This meme sums it up...
💬 Drop Your Wisdom & Power!
- Leave a comment—make it supportive or make it meme-worthy!
- Hit a MEGA upvote if this made you giggle/sob/relate
- Reblog, like, and subscribe!
- And the classic—vote me as a Hive Witness if you dig my work (& can handle my memes and misery posts! 😂)
Stay strong in the saga, Hive army! See you in the next survival episode.
🦾 Power-Up the Hive! 🚀🌒
- 💪 Making Hive stronger, one bug at a time!
- 🧙♂️ Open-source wizards, your code = my spellbook
- 🚀 Hive rocket → MOON… unlimited upvotes incoming! 🌚
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- Found a bug? Smack it with an UPVOTE 🐞
- Want more Hive magic? Vote me as Hive Witness 🧙♂️
- Jokes, tips, Hive-love—send them my way ❤️
Until next time—BYEEE 👋🚀
📝 Final Note
- I asked perplexity to help optimize this post to make it more readable and viewer-friendly.
- Here is the link where you can find both original content & improvements made by AI
- https://www.perplexity.ai/search/c942dbaa-1d88-4884-a909-d907962b44cb
🚀 My Contributions to ♦️ Hive Ecosystem
| Contribution | To | Hive | Ecosystem |
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| Hive Witness Node | Hive API Node | 3Speak Video Encoder Node Operator (highest number of nodes) | 3Speak Mobile App Developer |
| Podcast App Developer | 3Shorts App Developer | 3Speak Support & Maintenance Team | Distriator Developer |
| CheckinWithXYZ | hReplier | HiFind | Hive Donate App |
| Contributed to HiveAuth Mobile App | Ecency ↔ 3Speak Integration | Ecency ↔ InLeo Integration | Ecency ↔ Actifit Integration |
| Hive Stats App | Vote for Witness App | HiveFlutterKit | New 3Speak App |
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