Interesting Facts About License Plates in New Jersey!

@scan0017 · 2018-12-06 00:49 · steemfest

Are you always on the lookout for interesting things to share? I am, and here's what I saw on my last trip to New York City:

2966-D42-B-3490-403-D-B4-FE-F7028-B822877.png

An MD plate?

What's up with that?

Can that Doctor get away with speeding and illegally parking?

Here's what I found, the positives and the negatives...

NEGATIVES

  • Your vehicle is now a high target for break-ins. Maybe you have prescription pads or valuables in your car.
  • Got in a car accident? Assume the attorney on the other side of the courtroom is going after the maximum dollar amount...
  • That vanity plate will cost you $50
  • If you're NOT an MD, and you get that vanity plate to pick up chicks, expect to be charged with fraud for lying on the application.

POSITIVES!

  • You apparently have a better chance of getting out of a speeding ticket, especially if you work in an emergency department. There's an unwritten code between nurses, doctors, and police officers: If a cop goes into the hospital, they often get put at the front of the line by the nurses and doctors... One hand washes the other, as the saying goes.
  • There are dedicated MD parking spaces at most hospitals; if you have the plates, you get to partake.
  • You get an extra shine to add to the $75,000 penis you're displaying en flagrante to the public at large.

So!

Neat stuff to share about neat things I've seen in my travels.

I'm looking forward to sharing a ton of cool stuff I learned at Steemfest 3, and here's one thing I learned after getting my credit card statement:

Poland 🇵🇱 is a VERY economical place to visit!

One of my Uber rides, after being converted into US dollars, was only $3.15 (!)

So much to share...

Dining deep underground in a salt mine, visiting Auschwitz, eating interesting foods...

Thanks for reading!

@scan0017 😘

#steemfest #funny #blog #til #life
Payout: 0.000 HBD
Votes: 18
More interactions (upvote, reblog, reply) coming soon.