Well Folks, Jared just had the worst possible thing. happen. He's been sent to a Medium Security Prison where ruthless gang members have a "Smash on Sight" order out on him - meaning he will likely be killed the first week he is there. This may have already happened since I haven't heard from him since earlier this week just before the bus whisked him off to his fate.
He sent me the following goodbye letter to all his friends and supporters and asked me to publish it. Live long and prosper Jared.
{Letter deleted per Jared's request - Yes he's still alive.}