Few days ago I was celebrating 7 years on Hive 🎉 And now… it’s my turn to give a little bit back to the community. With a reward! I mean… I can’t exactly send you cake (trust me, I would if I could) but I can send you some Hive… 😊))
So… let me explain…
When I joined Hive, I never imagined it would be such a big part of my life. I found my purpose here. I found a path that helped me through hard times. I learned how to calm my brain when my thoughts are like little fireworks about to explode and… yeah… I’m on the verge of an epileptic seizure. Sometimes it’s really hard to say out loud what’s inside. But writing? Writing helps. Even if it’s just in my head at 2 a.m. when I can’t sleep and strange feelings start creeping in… I start writing an article in my mind. (Yes, I know, sounds weird… but it works for me ) 😉
So… THANK YOU. Thank you Hive team. Thank you Hive people. You changed my life. 💜
Ok… now that’s out of my system… back to the point of this post.
The badge I CANNOT get 😅
So… I was scrolling through my HiveBuzz profile, looking at all the rewards and badges I already got… and there is ONE badge I just. can. not. get.
DAILY TOP COMMENTED 😭
And I was like… noooo… I want this… like a kid wanting a puppy. 🐶
There’s so many amazing writers here and I’m still a small girl in this big Hive world… but I am ready to fight for it. If not with this post… maybe the next.
We can try, right? 😉
My big master plan 💡
So I was thinking… and then… BAM… lightbulb over my head… maybe THIS is the way.
I will ask you guys… to write me a joke.
Everybody knows at least one joke, right? We ALL need more laughing in life…
I even have a daily news page where I scroll to the bottom just to see the joke of the day. Best combo ever: coffee… depressing news… and a joke. 😉
How this will work
If I understand correctly (which… many times… I don’t 😂), I need to get the most comments in 1 day (24 hours).
So…
1️⃣ Write your joke in the comments — any style, any type.
2️⃣ The best 3 jokes get a reward:
🥇 1st place – 5 Hive
🥈 2nd place – 3 Hive
🥉 3rd place – 2 Hive
3️⃣ I’ll choose the winners either by:
- The most upvotes on the comment
- OR the ones that make me laugh so loud my poor neighbours think I’m dying 😅
4️⃣ All jokes are welcome — cheesy, dark, weird, spicy, completely random.
5️⃣ No downvoting just because you don’t like it — it’s just a freaking joke, ok?!
In case you need inspiration…there is my warm-up for you...
Dark humor is like food… not everyone gets it. 🫢😬😂
How do you call an epileptic in a kitchen? Shake 'n bake ( Hey, I'm an epileptic, so I can joke about it!) 🫨😅
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised. 😧😂
Alright… now it’s YOUR turn.
Let’s fill this comment section, make my neighbours question my sanity, and get me that shiny badge.
And remember… don’t be mad. Don’t be offended.
Life’s too short… and jokes are just jokes.
With love (and bad humor), @tinabrezpike ❤️