@traf

When you realize how nasty she is after finding her dildo https://media.giphy.com/media/eW5b7p4OQAwpi/giphy.gif *Gif from giphy*

When a whale comes to check out your post https://media.giphy.com/media/Ynx9CV7G7uYWpEZU2s/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

When you can't finish your meal and ask for a doggie bag https://media.giphy.com/media/zkcXND5kY4POU/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

When you feel like trying out a democracy instead https://media.giphy.com/media/koUtwnvA3TY7C/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

The reception you receive when you tip well at the local brothel https://media.giphy.com/media/TFNjuwmkAYXFqTxTNo/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

Great premise for a new horror movie villain https://media.giphy.com/media/QJK9T76qoUPba/giphy.gif *Gif from giphy*

Me coming back home late from work because I was with the secretary trying not to wake up the wife https://media.giphy.com/media/1eEH72j9Cd0VEFosRf/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

when your implants are so large your tits can't move https://media.giphy.com/media/TGj5t8bo9Enzq/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

When your career has taken off but you have no idea why http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/jAF3mI0ja5hUk/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

Every time the teacher asks you a question in class https://media.giphy.com/media/9CPfxxp6W49CE/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

When your wife is reminding you that she doesn't want you flirting with other girls https://media.giphy.com/media/3ov9jQnvBNftByig8w/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

What you should do if you don't love your wife any more https://media.giphy.com/media/12jBZhZzn05a2A/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

When the in laws are over and you serve your own shit https://media.giphy.com/media/cYsJ09CRmhhS2kMLkp/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

When your girlfriend takes 2 hours to get ready to pick up some milk from the supermarket https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vReOIs4ECAtKWE8/giphy.gif *Gif from giphy*

When you've just given your kid a bath https://media.giphy.com/media/jVFgWDtkY5v2M/giphy.gif *Gif from giphy*

Steem trying to follow the price of other crypto https://media.giphy.com/media/3oxRmGNqKwCzJ0AwPC/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

After you finally get off the phone with your wife https://media.giphy.com/media/QhmboW0R7eUbm/giphy.gif *Gif from giphy*

When your brother hits you in font of mom https://media.giphy.com/media/URhwpjM4uNycU/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*

When you're high and are trying to act cool when the cops pull you over https://media.giphy.com/media/11w9BdCYCQ8Q80/giphy.gif *Gif from giphy*

Wow grandma, what big balls you have https://media.giphy.com/media/PgHL4kfEpEc36/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*