📁 CHAPTER 5 — EXCERPT FROM THE "GLOBAL THIRST OPTIMIZATION MANUAL" (Strictly Confidential Document)

Note: This file was leaked on the underground forum LeakTheThirst. It was swiftly removed by a SECRET® legal strike team, but copies are still circulating.

SECTION 1: Manual Objective

This manual is intended for SECRET® senior executives and psychological manipulation consultants. It outlines best practices for inducing chronic thirst, sabotaging access to free water, and transforming every breath into a sales opportunity.

SECTION 2: Recommended Methods

2.1 — Subtle Reduction of Natural Hydration

Add "De-Thirst" agents to groundwater.

Discreetly increase salt content in common foods via partnerships with the agri-food industry.

Spread the myth that drinking too much water "kills productivity." SECRET® thus becomes the only liquid permitted in workplaces.

2.2 — Environmental Control

Invest in rain privatization: every drop falling on an unregistered roof will be billed retroactively.

Develop SECRET® Collector Umbrellas to harvest rainwater into pay-per-use connected canteens.

Install humidity sensors in private homes. If the air is too moist, activate a "Pay-to-Dehumidify" system.

2.3 — Psychological Propaganda

Embed the SECRET® logo in dreams via subliminal stimulation.

Release fake medical reports claiming all other water is carcinogenic—except SECRET®.

Fund influencers to launch the #StayThirstyOrDie trend.

SECTION 3: Enforcement Measures

Anyone caught digging an artisan well will be flagged as a "Market Enemy."

Deploy hunter drones to detect wild water sources.

Each whistleblower report earns loyalty points redeemable for a SECRET® "Mentholated Betrayal Flavor" pack.

SECTION 4: New Products

SECRET® ARID™:

A drink that makes you thirstier after each sip.

SECRET® MIRAGE™:

An empty bottle sold as a prestige symbol.

SECRET® HOME®:

A monthly subscription replacing all household water with sealed SECRET® deliveries.

SECTION 5: Motivational Statements "Water is a right. SECRET® proves every right can become a subscription."

"Thirst is eternal. Let’s ensure it stays profitable."

"A dry throat is a wet opportunity."

END OF DOCUMENT — UNAUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTION PROHIBITE

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