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Listen to me. The murder may shock you — but worse than the act itself was the chorus that followed: the laughter, the jests, the chants. Words thrown like stones. But remember …

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There was something oddly satisfying about the sound of Fred’s computer booting up in the morning. The soft whir of the fan and the rhythmic clunk of the hard drive starting up fel…

Larry sat across from John Keppler, the polished host of *Cosmic Curiosities*, who eyed him with a subtle skepticism. The studio lights were bright, casting a spotlight on him as J…

Once upon a time, in the golden age of the internet, communities ran on a simple principle: *Don’t be an a-hole.* If someone was a jerk, you ignored them. If they were really obnox…

**Fore-foreword** Hello, and welcome back! It’s been a while since I’ve posted here, but I’ve been busy writing stories — as I always seem to do. Recently, I decided to restructu…

The show intro jingle faded out, replaced by the calm, professional voice of the host. “Good evening, listeners, and welcome to *Cosmic Curiosities*, where we explore the wonder…

^{*Forgive me for disappearing so abruptly so many moons ago. I deeply apologize for my tardiness!*} <sup>*I imagine you’ve all been eagerly awaiting the next chapter of m…

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## Awakening Larry opened his eyes and immediately sensed something was off. The trees around him were glitching — not in the “Oh, look, a squirrel glitching through the matrix” k…

Have you ever stopped to wonder: what if the early pioneers of cryptocurrency pitched it as a game instead of a serious financial revolution? I mean, think about it — trading, mini…

When the ideas are flowing, it's hard to stop them. After more discussions with @hivetrending regarding @commentrewarder and other cool things that could make hive even more fun …

**Setting:** A cozy 1950s living room. Herb sits in his armchair with a newspaper, and a pipe rests on the side table. Dot is tidying up, making sure everything is in perfect ord…

^{I was dreaming last night, and after seeing a dentist in the morning, I started writing. Here's what came of it:} --- # The Chase The rockets were flying in from every…

Communism — it’s the political system that sounds fantastic in a university philosophy class, where people are more likely to discuss theoretical utopias over coffee rather than im…

I just looked at some of the meme's that I have saved to my phone recently. Not all of them are fantastic, but they still make me laugh, and if they make me laugh, then that is pos…

**[Radio Jingle Fades Out]** **[Announcer's Voice]** Welcome, welcome, welcome to the most inclusive, equitable, and downright politically correct soccer match you'll ever witnes…

# Welcome to Punday Monday! # tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is elections! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest…

# Greetings, Mere Mortals and Those Who Are Slightly More Than Mortal (but only on Thursdays)! You’ve stumbled — either by chance, poor judgment, or sheer desperation — onto *Comi…