@luke-skywalker
Hive5 Things on Steemit That Are Better Than Shooting Womp Rats!
2018-04-24 16:15You all know how much I love shooting womp rats! So much so, that [PETA has issued a statement via the lovely Pamela Anderson](https://steemit.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/peta-does-n…
Payout: 0.000 HBDI AM A VICTIM OF FAKE NEWS!
2018-03-14 03:22 Someone…
Payout: 0.000 HBDTFW Your Dad Captures Your Friends, Murders Your Mentor, and Steals Your Childhood
2018-03-01 14:35 WORST. DAD. EVER.
Payout: 0.000 HBDI Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.
2018-02-26 18:58Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!)…
Payout: 0.000 HBDDarth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails
2018-02-24 03:21As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't agree with his politics, faith or the fact that he killed my great…
Payout: 0.000 HBD10 Things That Make Me Want to Turn to the Dark Side
2018-01-20 23:58Many of my friends and fans ask me all the time, "why don't you just turn to the dark side already?" They talk about the finger lightning, strip clubs and Fox News' favorable medi…
Payout: 0.000 HBDMy Father's New Master and Empire
2018-01-09 05:14<center>  </center> After my father, @lordvader, destroyed his old master b…
Payout: 0.000 HBDNew Year's Eve With My Crew!
2018-01-03 03:22.jpeg) Meet my pals, Jimmy, …
Payout: 0.000 HBDDad Sure Loves Christmas!
2017-12-28 03:09When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or maybe even choking his subordinates with his mind. What they …
Payout: 0.000 HBDAn Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!
2017-12-22 16:03@lordvader is at it again! [His latest transmission](https://steemit.com/funny/@lordvader/an-open-transmission-to-the-crooked-lying-and-whiny-farm-boy) has caused me to come out of…
Payout: 0.000 HBD@lordvader totally wiffs the first pitch
2017-09-26 01:08I've been away for a while, I had to fly to the far reaches of the galaxy. I was trying to prevent a large merger between the Empire and an even more sinister organization called D…
Payout: 0.000 HBDMeme Challenge #25 Entry #1
2017-07-15 13:26Do NOT let Master Yoda see this! 
Payout: 0.000 HBDPETA Does Not Approve of Shooting Womp Rats
2017-07-13 21:27 You would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organi…
Payout: 0.000 HBDFrom Blue to Green: Why I Changed Lightsaber Colors
2017-07-09 13:56Many of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as cool as your dad?", "How do you get your hair to be so flowy?, "…
Payout: 0.000 HBDFather's Day with @lordvader
2017-06-20 13:40I just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress! It started off fine. I flew across the galaxy to …
Payout: 0.000 HBDAt Walmart and Only 2 Cashiers Are Working!
2017-06-18 23:20
Payout: 0.000 HBDMy Lightsaber is on the Fritz!
2017-06-18 23:05Anyone know a good lightsaber mechanic? I'll be in San Fran next week!
Payout: 0.000 HBDFan art of Luke Skywalker
2017-06-13 03:53So here's a step-by-step walk-through of how I created "[Luke on Tatooine](http://www.theartofjoshuadavis.com/purchase/luke-on-tatooine-fan-art)". **Step 1:** Using a red pencil …
Payout: 0.000 HBDJedi Knight turned Steemian! May the Force be with me!
2017-06-14 01:40Hi Everyone! I'm Luke. I grew up on a small eco-friendly farm in the middle of the desert with my uncle Owen. Here is a picture of me working on my droid! ![star-wars4-movie-scr…
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