When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or maybe even choking his subordinates with his mind. What they don't think of are sleigh bells and tinsel!
Allow me to introduce you to a softer side of @lordvader, the Dark Lord of Holiday Cheer.
This Christmas, @lordvader set out early to beat the crowds. When he called me on the phone to ask what size sweater I wear, he actually giggle as he described how awkward it is to walk through Galaxo-mart with a full detail of stormtroopers!
Here's the sweater he bought me!
Imagine my surprise when he showed up to my sacred island, all decked out in holiday gear!
He even drew a picture for me and I put it on the refrigerator:
It's almost enough to make me forget about the years of psychological torture, systemic oppression and extreme halitosis.
Skywalker Christmas Photo Vader in the Spirit Yoda Sweater Shopping with Vader